When Dick Cheney is no longer VP, what will he do?

[yurbud]

Poll question: When Dick Cheney is no longer VP, what will he do?

[Swamp Rat]

1. Float back up into space and hover around for a while until his next body is...

:D

[Chulanowa]

2. "Other"

He'll retreat to a cave in the Nevada desert, to live out his days cannibalizing upon halpless tourists.

[Mythsaje]

3. Go in search of his "precious."

;)

Or don black armor with a rather phallic-shaped helmet and strangle hapless naval officers with his mind.

[MonkeyFunk]

4. Why is Jeff Gannon an option?

I've never heard that Dick Cheney was gay.

[ThomCat]

13. Didn't you hear?

It's funny to insult someone by implying that he's gay. :eyes:

[MonkeyFunk]

18. Yeah

that seems to be a constant theme here.

Bush is gay. Cheney is gay. Rove is gay. Condoleezza is gay. Ken Mehlman is gay. Andy Card is gay.

I just wish they'd spend less time sucking cock (except for Condi) and more time solving problems.

[swimboy]

14. Thanks, man!

for making that point!




and I love me a monkey in a fez! :hi:

[IntravenousDemilo]

5. He'll keep decaying from the inside out, till one day he collapses in a puddle of putrid, black pus.

I swear, the guy has a portrait of himself in his attic that is getting progressively younger and better looking every day, as he racks up one vile corruption after another -- a reverse Dorian Gray.

[KarenS]

6. At the risk of giving "Axe Murderers" a bad name,

I believe that he is most qualified to be one.


No matter what he does or doesn't do, I hope it is out of the spotlight ~ I cannot stand to see or hear this person speak.

[terrya]

7. Oh, good...the Jeff Gannon option. Homophobia, yet again.

Can't resist, can you? Let's just slur those Republicans by insinuating that they might be gay.

Goddamn, I get so fucking tired of this bigoted shit around here.

[sweetpotato]

8. Combo platter

He will get in his bunker, block out the sun, and with a dirty, nasty, sneery smile, will stack gold coins over and over, and rubbing the paper money on his bod, and then cackling like a maniac.

"Mine all mine!!!"

I envision Scrooge without benefit of the Christmas ghosts.

This is, of course, if he escapes the Saudis.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. I think he won't live long

because he is in very poor health. And there will be increased stress on him after he leaves office, as he tries to dodge the trials and tribunals set up around the world to prosecute him for his crimes.

[catmandu57]

19. I don't think he'll last either

I really doubt that he makes it to 08, maybe not through next year. I wonder how many time his defibrillator has gone off since 8 November.

[Ganja Ninja]

10. He'll probably spend most of his time trying to avoid trial.

He'll become the American Pinochet.

[HereSince1628]

11. Resume responsibility for his position #1 at T.H.R.U.S.H.

Before all you young folks ask...they are the bad guys out there tyring to conquer Ilya's world.

Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

[HamdenRice]

12. Bite the heads off live quail and devour them feathers and all

That would hardly be much more barbaric than his style of "hunting" which involves the release of hundreds of tame, handraised quail on his path minutes before he arrives, and his gunning down hundreds a day.

Let's face it, he is a death obsessed mass murderer, and leaving office will not quench his thirst for blood. He'll just have to settle for animal blood rather than human blood, but will compensate with a more "immediate" experience such as killing with his bare hands and teeth.

[warrens]

15. No one sane would hire this guy as CEO

He'll merge into that shadowy underworld of traitors such as the Coors family, Scaife, and Pat Robertson.

[Jack from Charlotte]

16. He'll be dead within 5 years......................

How old is he? 65ish? Has had how many heart attacks? How many stents? And does he take care of himself? Just look at that belly fat.

Add the stress that is coming when the congressional investigations begin.

He has a LI (Life Expectancy) of under 5 years. And I'm guessing he's 50/50 on not making the last 2 years of AWOL's term.

[alfredo]

17. I don't care what he does, just as long as it is done in prison.

[MilesColtrane]

20. He'll retire to Saudi Arabia

no extradition treaty

[gollygee]

21. High paying gig at Halliburton

lobbyist or consultant or something

[negativenihil]

22. Other -

"return back to the fire-y pits which he came from"

[Moderator]

23. locking....

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