Caption the Post Card from the Bush Twins

[DoYouEverWonder]

Hi America,

Having a great time on your dime. Glad we don't have to go to Iraq like those poor suckers who don't have rich, powerful daddies to take care of them, like we do.

Gotta go now, time to snort another line.

Barb & Jenna

[Name removed]

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[DoYouEverWonder]

2. Welcome to DU

You may want to join us down in the 9-11 forum. There are some people who are very involved in this issue down there.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=125

:hi:

[kegler14]

4. Oops, meant that for the poster above you.

[kegler14]

3. Man, you need a whole warehouse of tinfoil.

[Lerkfish]

11. the neocons have made tinfoil in fashion.

when conspiracies abound, are conspiracy theorists still paranoid?
Or simply realists?

[DemonFighterLives]

14. Welcome to DU!

I don't think that will fit on the postcard, but anyway.
:hi:

[ThomWV]

5. No Caption - But Are They Really Twins?

They don't look much alike to me, other than the hair I wouldn't guess they are sisters.

[Chorophyll]

7. Fraternal, not identical. n/t

[leftchick]

8. I bet it was donor sperm

and they were conceived through IVF.

[Chorophyll]

9. Could be.

Either way, too yucky to think about. :puke:

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. I wouldn't be surprised

if W has some serious performance issues when it's one on one with a woman.

[Virginia Dare]

12. Jenna has a lot of Bush in her ....

Maybe it was Jebby's or Neil's seed, and I think it was probably donor eggs, neither one of them looks very much like their mother, Little Barbara certainly doesn't look like either one of them.

[Chorophyll]

13. I think Jenna kind of looks like Laura.

Barbara? Not sure. (Unless I don't know which one is which.)

[lonestarnot]

30. Easy, they all three look like turds turned wrong-side-out!

[DemonFighterLives]

19. Jenna looks more like babs than Barbara

Perhaps this was some kind of jab at the old battleaxe. :shrug:

[musette_sf]

27. they look too Bu$hian for it to be donor sperm

but Maw and Paw actually did have to go to fertility specialists to initiate the blessed event.

so the IVF part is prolly right.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

29. I have a fraternal twin brother and we look nothing like each other

n/t

[Chorophyll]

6. Barb: Ya know what?

Jenna: What?

Barb: Ya know what?

Jenna: What?

Barb: Ya know what?

Jenna: What?

Barb: I'm so wasted right now.

[peekaloo]

15. Dear Dudes, We're hiding out in Argentina posing as Sebastian Bach

and Melissa Rivers. Totally faced and looking for descendants of Nazis to par-tay wit'. Great grand-dad said most of our family would end up here so why not make the most of it.

Toodles.

[DemonFighterLives]

16. Hi mom!

We're sorry for all the headlines, eh-eh, but we are having loads of fun.
The coke is so good. (soda pop Mom)snif snif
We know you understand how pappy makes us crazy.
Tah tah, have fun with the xanax. XXOO
:toast:

[DoYouEverWonder]

18. PS

You're latest face lift looks great. Keep smiling.

[T Town Jake]

17. "That Diplomatic pouch thingy works out great! Send more blow."

- Jen & Barb

[bobthedrummer]

20. Jenna: "Then we took a pilgrimage to where Eichmann used to live!"

Barb: "It was so cool, and we saw General Pinochet's command bunker on the way back!"

[libnnc]

21. "Being sisters and partying together is really cool..."

"Barb holds my hair back when I get too wasted and have to blow chunks off of the balcony of our high rise ritzy hotel. She also knows where to get the GOOD shit, we've got great connections, ya know."

Meanwhile, in downtown Baghdad...

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. No caption, just a comment. What a couple of oxygen thieves these two are.

:puke:

[Target_For_Exterm]

23. Hi, Mom, Dad. Can't stay out of the US to keep the

family embarrassment down. The embassy told us to go home. Will bring back plenty of illegal... ahem... prescription drugs for the family "illness." Can't wait to hide out on the ranch in Paraguay. We can party lots there without being asked to leave. See you soon (embarrassment or not). Love, the evil twins

[mondo joe]

24. "War is great. Glad we're not there! "

[Cameron27]

25. Ouch..

please, just a pinch of powder on da faces.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. "Our dad is an assclown". "No, he's a fucktard."

"Stop, you're both right.
Bush is two, two, two morons in one."

[Imagevision]

28. We haven't gotten laid in more time then we like to think about...

but we'll smile for the camera's because "fartman" says to!

[lonestarnot]

31. Cood chewing cows sucking the American teet dry.