Haven't heard about the Rapture lately
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Sun Nov-19-06 12:35 PM
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Haven't heard about the Rapture lately
Is there a new date set? Jan. 3, perhaps?
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Sun Nov-19-06 12:43 PM
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1. They got a little behind because of Ted Haggard
Once they get him straightened out, they'll be back on schedule.
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Sun Nov-19-06 12:44 PM
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2. they went from Jesus is coming any minute
to WTF happened pretty damned quick, didn't they?
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Sun Nov-19-06 12:45 PM
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I read your post and thought Hmmm what are the good folks at www.raptureready.com thinking...I wonder if they are miffed about the election.. And sure enough "29 Liberalism Democrats take control of the U.S. Congress"
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Sun Nov-19-06 01:05 PM
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5. Quick look at that board, it looks like Iran is the next to set it up
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Sun Nov-19-06 11:58 PM
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13. Jimmy Carter in the second cartoon. Surely they considered him a Christian, circa 1977.
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Sun Nov-19-06 12:47 PM
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4. It happened November 7th!
All the Democrats are in Heaven, and all the Repubs, well, they're a little "hot" under the collar. :D
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Sun Nov-19-06 01:38 PM
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6. Anybody see "Drawn Together" last week?
Housemates of Princess Clara put on t-shirts to go to the mall and when she found all their clothes she thought they'd been raptured. She thought a delivery-man asking for her to sign for a delivery was satan. What a romp!
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Sun Nov-19-06 01:42 PM
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7. Democratic Congress Will Canceled it....best move it up.
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Sun Nov-19-06 01:45 PM
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8. don't you know? it already happened here...
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Sun Nov-19-06 10:52 PM
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9. The Evil Family missed the boat!
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Sun Nov-19-06 10:56 PM
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11. Well they look pretty damn happy to miss it n/t
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Sun Nov-19-06 11:18 PM
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12. Imagine their surprise a few minutes later....
Edited on Sun Nov-19-06 11:21 PM by Minnesota_Lib
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Sun Nov-19-06 10:56 PM
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The rapture already happened, and we are the left behind. Nothing else explains this neocon madness! ;)
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