And the Republicans begin sobbing...

[UofAWildcatJoanne]

I'm on MySpace and thought I'd check in to see what the Republicans on MySpace are saying about getting their @$$es handed to them. This post was interesting because they claim how Michael Moore is such an idiot, yet here these two Republicans are ripping off Moore's speech that he gave to Dems after Kerry didn't win...I guess he's not as idiotic as they thought he was, since they're willing to spin his speech around...but notice how many grammatical errors these two dummies type out! Oh my gosh! Talk about making "English only" as the official language...they don't even know how to speak English correctly in the first place!!!

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Michael Moore did this for his dems after W Bush won in 2004 Heres mine to console u guys.

My 10 reasons not to slit your wrists though

1. With Dems in power something that goes wrong can be blamed on them for a change whether its gas prices, a massive hurricane or spending they can no longer just criticize and have no plan its their turn in the hot seat see how they like it

2. Every ballot measure went out way English only in Arizona, Gay marriage was banned in 7 out of 8 states, Affirmative action was beat Michigan, many taxes were beaten, the issues voters still were with us

3. We still have the religious right with the most numbers we just need to mesh them with the Libertarian fiscal conservatives and have both on our side. Iraq killed the budget


4. We still have a conservative supreme court and they are there for 20 years or more and Bush may even be able to appoint a moderate conservative 3rd judeg

5. We had everything go wrong for us on scandals, spending, immigration and still most races were very very close.

6. Michael Steele won 25 percent of the black vote maybe breaking a trend a little bit there.

7. In 2 more years theres another election.

8. Dems cant do anything really big Bush still has veto power.

9. We can be woken up get new leadership get Newt Gingrich back in power with us and better leadership.

10. 1994 Dems lost a lot worst losing 54 house seats and 8 Senate seats. We lost 6 senat seats and 29 House seats not as bad. Iraq was really the only reason as the economy was going fine. In 1994 when Dems got blowout they kept the same crummy leadership that made them lose, Republicans can learn from their mistake and immediately clean house get new leaders.

11. Kelly keep this in mind conservatives have been having more children than liberals, making are numbers for the future look intirguing, though this may only include conservative white people, im not sure. Anyway Kelly any kid you have is probably a future conservative voter, so its your patriotic duty as an American haha. You too Spencer and me included. But the trends look good for us on that and hopefully 2008 will show that.

12. Umm make tonight a Dairy Queen night, or drink a lot of Beers Chimay is my favorite, maybe a Samuel Adams, go see a Movie do something to feel better. Us conservatives should all stick together and come up with a plan for recovery. Make sure we never get blown out this badly ever again. Draft Newt Gingrich back into party leadership. New Republican leadership is needed badly .

[evlbstrd]

1. This kills me.

11. Kelly keep this in mind conservatives have been having more children than liberals, making are numbers for the future look intirguing, though this may only include conservative white people, im not sure. Anyway Kelly any kid you have is probably a future conservative voter, so its your patriotic duty as an American haha. You too Spencer and me included. But the trends look good for us on that and hopefully 2008 will show that.

Your two-year-old will vote?

[Phredicles]

2. When did Rethugs decide that punctuation hates freedom?

Maybe the problem is that Arabic writing looks too much like a lot of commas and apostrophes?

[codjh9]

3. Grammar and spelling? Hey, John Stuart Mill put it best in 1830-something, or

maybe 1840-something, when he said - it's on a t-shirt sold by Northern Sun - "While not all conservatives are stupid, most stupid people are conservative". That sez it all.

However, I don't really enjoy reading their shit such as above... I hate 'em enough already, and am under enough stress already... so I barely skimmed their crap, but I'm so glad they're upset.

[VelmaD]

4. Someone can't count

*snort*

[BayouBengal07]

5. Well, I must say

if I have to give him credit, he does have good taste in beer. Not the usual "Coors Lite" Conservative. I could use a Chimay right now too (isn't that an evil Frenchie beer?)

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

6. Where they're wrong, as usual

1. This election was a referendum against Bush, who is still in the White House. The top man gets the blame - or have they forgotten how they said everything was (and still is) Clinton's fault?

2. South Dakota voted down the anti-abortion bill.

3. They already did that. Now fiscal conservatives hate Bush and the religious right doesn't feel too fondly towards him either.

4. I wouldn't count on it.

5. Things didn't "go wrong" for you, your party fucked up. It didn't happen TO you, it happened BECAUSE of you.

6. Hahahahahahahahaha. Please.

7. Yes, and between now and then there will be so many hearings and subpoenas and indictments you guys won't crawl out of the cellar for another 20 years.

8. Let Bush veto the initiatives that the American people have voted to get enacted. That'll really help you in 08.

9. Oh yes, PLEASE bring back Newt. We're not finished with him yet, either.

10. You won't have many "new leaders" to choose from by the time the indictments are handed out.

11-12. You said 10 reasons, asshole - can't you count any better than you can spell?

[Lex]

7. They are so screwn

and just don't know it yet!