Advice to Laura, for tonight:

[npincus]

Lock up the pretzels and the Jim Beam.

Your advice to her?

[Clark2008]

1. Let someone who knows about fashion pick your clothes.

Something that hides your bubble butt and accentuates your shoulders this time - and no stupid patterns!

[William Bloode]

39. Some folks(myself included) like bubble butts.

Just saying :shrug:

[Laura PourMeADrink]

2. Start Packing

[unpossibles]

3. the opposite. And add in a Segway.... n/t

[Dora]

4. Throw open the door to the liquor cabinet.

Strategically place bowls of pretzels, peanuts, and popcorn throughout the White House and Oval Office.

[npincus]

6. LOL

[atommom]

5. Find a time machine and unmarry GW. nt

[Kierkegaard]

7. Stock up on pretzels and 151.

[liberal N proud]

8. She probably should find somewhere else to sleep for few days

[marew]

19. She's probably been doing that for a while already...

Not trying to funny here but shrub is a pathetic clueless narcissist loony and getting crazier all the time. Talking to him must be like trying to talk to a 6 year old. Remember what nutty things he did at the G8 meeting. I'd be running like the wind to get away from that maniac.

[MiniMe]

9. Hide any sharp objects

[JuniperLea]

14. No! Put them all out in plain sight!

:evilgrin:

[BOSSHOG]

10. Wear a Jean Schmidt pantsuit

It makes dubya hot, he'll jump your bones and scream about cowardly marines.

[JuniperLea]

11. Call his psychiatrist and lay in a supply of heavy meds...

Have the shrink provide you with a straight jacket and have the SS pad up a spare room. The first sign of Chimpy stomping a foot, or if his lips disappear, or if he turns any shade of red beyond the natural gin blossom... Inject! Inject! Inject!

[npincus]

13. LOLOLOLOL!

[marew]

27. Seriously, remember hearing...

he is already on HEAVY drugs because all of those White House temper tantrums that leaked out a few years ago.

[JuniperLea]

40. I long for a public display!

I want to see a full little-boy stomping tantrum with fists, red face and sputtering! And I want it LIVE in front of cameras from all over the world.

I don't ask for much!

[Cleita]

12. She'd better save that bottle of liquor for herself. She's

gonna need it.

[Bush_MUST_Go]

18. Tuck Georgie in early & read him "My Pet Goat" until he falls asleep.

[mntleo2]

42. From What I Hear, She Already Has ...

...she is a closet drinker, so they say.

Cat In Seattle

[ArbustoBuster]

15. Pick out a nice dress to appear in front of John Conyers, Laura.

I am so completely looking forward to a Democratically-controlled House. The Senate would be nice, too!

[xultar]

16. Start Packing BEEOTCHES!

[Beelzebud]

17. Chain smoke Paul Mall's until W chokes on a pretzel.

[npincus]

20. ..or how about if she takes him for a drive?

maybe lightning can strike twice.

[Beelzebud]

21. LOL

[ruiner4u]

25. LOL!!!!!!

omg.. evil... eVIL!!!!

[marew]

28. Damn, you're good!

[dflprincess]

22. Bright and early tomorrow morning

have the divorce papers served. Kick while he's down.

[mentalsolstice]

23. Make reservations at the Mayfair Hotel

You're going to need 'em honey!

[marew]

24. Send him to meet Cheney who is out there 'hunting'...

as we speak.

[Double T]

26. "The Gulfstream is fueled up and ready to leave immediately for Paraguay.......

as soon as the Democrats declare victory over BOTH HOUSES in Congress."

[Sugar Smack]

29. Keep an eye out for Condi tonite...

she may try & "comfort" her husb.

[symbolman]

30. My advice to Laura?

Dress Up Like Monica Lewinsky and BLOW Bush in a Public Place :)

[CBHagman]

31. Repent!

If you have already repented, please disregard this message. ;-)

[dipsydoodle]

32. Stop trying to look like

Jack Nicholson as The Joker.

[11 Bravo]

33. Get him a mirror, a razor blade, a rolled up $20, and a few grams of Peruvian flake.

[longship]

34. Two fifths of Jim Beam for Chimp instead of one.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

35. Break out the pretzels and the Jim Beam.

[Horse with no Name]

36. Hire a surgeon to remove Bush's surgically implanted head

up Karl Rove's ass.

[BonnieJW]

37. I have a feeling

that Laura is usually heavily medicated.

[mondo joe]

38. 2 bottles of wine with baby bottle nipples attached.

I find that works for me.

[Dangerman]

41. Put that American you weave, Ms. First Lady...

And shove it up your ass.

[RedStateShame]

43. Take a long walk off a short pier.

Mind you, that's my advice for Laura Bush every day.

[paparush]

44. Take off happy face. Wrap in tissue. Place in box. Put on sad face..

Ya know what I'm sayin....