If you NEEDED to find a Republican, where is the first place you would look?

[ck4829]

The closest smoke filled room?
A rehab center?
Prison?
Somewhere else?

[bpeale]

1. up his ass?

isn't that where they all keep their heads?

[stop the bleeding]

15. !

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

39. LMAO!

You guys are killing me today!

[Caoimhe]

2. the Sexual Predator list n/t

[gfnrob]

3. under the nearest rock

[Taverner]

4. Just smell the burning crosses

They shouldn't be too far

[tenshi816]

5. In my family.

I'm the one they think has a problem.

[blm]

6. Yellow Pages - A for Adulterer. B for Bigots. C for Chickenhawks.

D for Diaperwearers.

[Island Blue]

7. In the closet. n/t

[Hand]

8. Under a rock, with all the other slimy critters who live in darkness.

No offense meant to honest hard working salamanders, slugs, sowbugs, et al., of course.

[acmejack]

9. The poster back there telling us how great the economy is?

In the thread where no one else believed wages were going up at their fastest clip in however many years. "High demand occupations", lucky them. Something about sub-50 post folks like that make me very suspicious...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2593226&mesg_id=2593540

[Jack Rabbit]

10. The 19th hole of a ritzy private country club

!!

[Straight Shooter]

11. Crouched behind a Diebold machine? n/t

[KyndCulture]

12. Bath house?

[ProgressiveEconomist]

13. Any bank

[AlinPA]

14. In some mega-church screaming about how holy he/she is.

[nickyt]

16. Cha-ching! Front row - center, Ted Haggard's New Life Church!!

[RaleighNCDUer]

17. under a rotting log. nt

[davekriss]

18. At the pig trough

(Sorry, really, there are some very reasonable, ethical Republicans too, just too few of them are in power.)

[City Lights]

19. A brothel. nt

[DemReadingDU]

20. Cayman Islands

[The Stranger]

21. How about just "The Closet"?

[nevergiveup]

22. Out my front door

I live in Hastert country. :cry:

[swag]

23. Two words:

Glory Hole.

[Ian David]

24. In the middle of a work day? The golf course.

Rather, one of the "restricted club" golf courses.

[applegrove]

25. Used car lot.

[dysfunctional press]

26. next door...

the people with the "re-elect Hastert" sign in their yard...that's where i'd look first.

but i can't think of any reason that i'd ever NEED a repug...i use paper targets.

[William Seger]

27. Anti-gay Bar

[AzDar]

28. Boinking teenage pages; choking his mistress; or spitting on the ex-wife.

Ahhh, the VALUES Party..

[spuddonna]

29. Wood St. T-Station Broom Closet n/t

[Demeter]

30. Police Station or an SUV

The very thought gives me chills.

[JackBeck]

31. After next Tuesday, the Unemployment Office.

[leftofthedial]

32. under a rock

in a swamp

[JudyM]

33. The CEO Council

[w4rma]

34. A strip club. (nt)

[Jed Dilligan]

35. a sheep's ass

[QMPMom]

36. Regrettably, at my parent's house.

And my sister's house.

And my stepsister's house.

They think I am off my rocker and I know they are.

[Infinite Hope]

37. 2 words: Gay Bar n/t

[demwing]

38. I live in Utah

We grow most of the republicans that the rest of the country eat every day.