Let's examine Bush's so-called "Freedom Agenda"

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Bush has recently proposed an unusual way of spreading Democracy, it's known as the Freedom Agenda. It involves talking tough, group think, yes men, the use of propaganda organizations, the use of flight suits with stuffed crotches, and indiscriminate aerial bombings all for the sake of establishing democracies and capping dictators, sometimes though, these dictators used to be friends with your Party and/or your Poppy, so you better keep that on the down-low.

Countries that have been affected by the Freedom Agenda:

Iraq - Bush liberated 655,000 Iraqis from their bodies here in the war torn nation of Iraq. The Freedom Agenda WORKED, as you are now free to wage a Civil War here now.

Iran - Bush did some tough talking and look at them now, they have a looney toon for a President. Good job, Mr. Bush.

The Palestinian Territories - Bush was hoping the spread of freedom would curb terrorism, here though, HAMAS got elected to run the show there. Even though this point of the Freedom Agenda was thoroughly debunked, did that bother Bush? Of course not! He just kept his mouth shut and nobody talks about that little place that's right next to Israel on both of her borders anymore.

Nicaragua - OK, so there's no dictatorship here. But the GOP and Bush is trying extra hard to make sure the Nemesis of the Capitalists, Daniel Ortega, doesn't get elected. Why can't you just leave the people of Nicaragua alone?

Places that still need to taste freedom:
Just about the entire continent of Africa
The United States (We might in a week though)