Reps losing, Homeland Securtity raises threat level

[cally]

This time dirty bombs at NFL stadiums. Like the kid that cried wolf too many times, I don't believe them.

[ck4829]

1. Is it going to get raised to Ernie or Elmo?

[acmavm]

2. Shit, they're late. I expected this crap to start a week or so ago.

[cally]

3. You know they're desparate when they are targetting NFL

stadiums. Look for a terror threat against shopping malls soon. :eyes:

[AIJ Alom]

4. Uhm let's try radiological detectors at the stadiums quietly without

causing a panic. Then again the Department of Homeland Security probably can't afford them to fight this boogey man threat that was probably obtained from one of Abu Zubydah's personalities.

CIA Agent: "Were you going to use dirty bombs in American Football Stadiums?"
Zubydah (12 year old personality): "What are football stadiums ??"
48 hours of sleep deprivation, starvation, and waterboarding every 12 hours later.
Zubydah: "Yes. Yes. We were going to use dirty bombs in American Football Stadiums. Oh please stop hurting me."