You have got to see this Yahoo profile-I laughed till my sides hurt

[noahmijo]

THIS folks unfortunately represents the majority of Americans the way I see it.

Hey numbers and actions (or lack of them) do not lie.

Although this profile is obviously a parody, it is a very realistic portrayal of the type of people we live amongst-especially those like me who currently live in the deep red areas of red states...

http://profiles.yahoo.com/gastricbypass_christian/
gastricbypass_christian's Yahoo! profile

[meganmonkey]

1. Jesus died so I can HATE YOU!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thank goodness for DU or I wouldn't know who the hell this was!

[sasha031]

2. they made a market on that woman

[freethought]

3. On the line that said "SEX:"

They should have typed: "Infrequently to Never."

"Jesus Died so I can hate you". Now that line is worth a bumper sticker!!!

[noahmijo]

5. Hell yea c'mon someone market it up on Cafepress!

[meganmonkey]

8. Or "Procreation only, pleasure is a SIN!"

[Dr.Phool]

4. Doesn't sound like a parody to me.

Sounds and looks like that woman who was on one of those wife-swap shows on TV.

[imax2268]

6. there has to be a video clip of that

somwhere online...anyone know where to find it...?

[imax2268]

14. Found something

check this out...

http://www.tian.cc/2005/11/marguerite-perrin-god-warrior-part-ii.html

This woman is certifiable...she is absolutely nuts...but I have to wonder how much was
that done for the cameras...to get herself some publicity...

I tell you this...if she is like that in real life...I feel sorry for those kids...

[stevedeshazer]

15. Great balls of fire!! That video is unbelievable.

This woman is nuts.

[Psychmd]

7. She was very psychotic on the trading spouses tv show or was it wife swap

Very entertaining to watch the fundies make fools of themselves on national televison

[flamingyouth]

9. She's filming a movie.

Yes, folks, the end is near:

http://www.margueriteperrin.com/events/calendar.php?mode=view&id=2

[deadparrot]

12. .

After appearing in TV Guide (a full page feature) and in the LA Times calendar section (which was one of the most read issues of 2005), much to her surprise a bobble head doll was created in her honor. Viewed on eBay by 350,000 people, the doll sold for $870, only to be presented to her on the Tonight Show as a special surprise by Jay Leno. A return appearance on the Tonight Show is being scheduled, and Marguerite's first music CD entitled "Marguerite (Why Can't You Be Sweet)" has been released to radio, as well as an upcoming movie role in Pandora's Yacht. This small town girl has definitely begun to make a name for herself in Tinsel Town. However, with all her fame and success, she still remains, well, somewhat unchanged.

http://www.margueriteperrin.com/about.html

*dies*

[stevedeshazer]

10. 404: Not found

:shrug:

[noahmijo]

11. Damn it is gone now it was a fresh post

The Yahoo police probably removed it...sorry bro :shrug:

[stevedeshazer]

13. S' okay

No surprise, from what I can gather.

Who says the NSA isn't johnny-on-the-spot protecting Amerika? :)

[DelawareValleyDem]

16. Here you go

Hope I'm not breaking any rules with this cut and paste


Yahoo! ID:
gastricbypass_christian
Real Name:
Marguerite Perrin
Nickname:
Gods Warrior
Location:
Houston
Age:
50
Marital Status:
Married
Sex:
Female
Occupation:
Being a better Christian than anybody... ANYBODY!

More About Me

Hobbies:
Casting out demons, burning darksided books and other demonic paraphernalia, setting my family and others on the right Christian path, spreading the word of Jesus, voting Republican, etc.
Latest News:

Favorite Quote:
Jesus died so that I can hate YOU!

[stevedeshazer]

18. Thanks!

:)

[jonnyblitz]

17. it's mysteriously back again!

I saw it , then it was gone, and now it is back. strange