George W. Bush Saves A Baby

[IndyOp]

You know how it feels like your head will explode when the insane talking heads like Tucker and Tweety re-interpret ANYTHING and EVERYTHING as if it is perfectly wonderful when * does it?

George W. Bush Saves A Baby

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:shrug:

[tk2kewl]

1. I guess eating a dry baby is better than eating a wet one

:rofl:

[IndyOp]

2. Damn. You may have a point there!

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[tuvor]

3. Tucker has never looked or sounded smarter.

:rofl:

[One Voice]

4. ha!

thanks for the laugh, I sure needed one.

:hi:

[Ilsa]

5. That is hysterical! I emailed it out so I wouldn't die! nt

[qnr]

6. As did I. Not that I believe in things like that, of course. *cough* n/t

[truthisfreedom]

9. me neither. *looks around*

so i emailed it, so what?

[Warren DeMontague]

14. You know, philosophically I hate things like that

I'm opposed to chain letters and whatnot, just on general principles- but then I thought it through and realized it's not nearly as ominous as it first sounds.

I mean, who isn't going to die?

[The Count]

7. Thom Hartman on MTP? Don't buy it. All else - it could happen! Rate it

[cui bono]

8. omg that was fantastic! Thanks!!! n/t

[tandot]

10. Yep...30'% of people would watch him ass-rape a baby and they still

would support him. Hardcore Bush-supporters...no matter what Bush does...they'll still support him

Those 30% of Bush supporters don't care about those minor details ... eating babies...raping teens...killing innocent people...destroying the constitution...to 30% of Americans, it doesn't matter

[cui bono]

11. don't miss "NeoCons in the Motherfuckin' House"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQfQQhLcVZU

Word to my money.

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. OMG I LOVE IT!!

I have been saying for awhile now that bush could kill a baby on prime time TV and the repukes would swiftboat the baby.

This is just perfect. LOL

[badgerpup]

13. I'm still on dial-up and the human life span isn't that long...

Somebody 'splain me what happens?
Please?
:hi:

[NMMNG]

15. Ditto for me

I wanna know the scoop.

[IndyOp]

16. The highpoints---

Bush claims that liberals are planning to abort a baby.
He reaches off camera for a 3-month-old living, breathing baby.
To save the baby, Bush explains, he is going to eat the baby.
And he does - with blood splashes and everything.

Cut to Meet the Press.
Russert reports the results of a survey asking the Amurkan public what they thought of Bush eating the baby. 60% dissapprove. 30% approve. 10% are undecided.

Cut to Tucker - who says that Bush did not eat the baby, but if he did it was to save us from terrorists.

Cut to Hartmann - who says that he is pleased that 60% correctly disapprove of Bush' baby-eating, but is astounded that 30% could approve. HE ATE A BABY.

Cut to Tucker - who says that it is all the liberal media's fault - that the survey results were skewed because the survey should have asked what the Amurkan public thought of Bush SAVING the baby.

Russert apologizes for having conducted a bad poll and then announces that when they get back from the commercial they will debate, "Katrina: Did It Really Happen?"

Hartmann runs around yelling, WE JUST SAW HIM EAT A BABY! What do you mean it was a bad survey? HE ATE A BABY on live TV!

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