Dangerous new "disease" discovered....

[Postman]

Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning
about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted
disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high
risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim
(pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been
screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken
measures to protect themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with
Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of
grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic
mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive
dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice
masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled
facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or
nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this
malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a
Texas Bush.

[stlsaxman]

1. Beautiful Job!!!!

Thanks!

:toast: :rofl:

[Tellurian]

14. heh!

[helderheid]

2. *snort*

:spray:

[yorkiemommie1]

3. destined to be a classic

love it!

and nominating!

[MadMaddie]

4. That's Rich...

[WCGreen]

5. That definatly deserves a kick....

[lcordero2]

6. huh?

what did you say?

"want it in the rectum"?

[133724]

7. Can I use this for a LTTE????

thanks

[Straight Shooter]

8. And you can still get this disease even if you wear a condi?

Just asking. :silly:

[TahitiNut]

9. Warning Badges Available

http://www.mvp-seattle.com/item/5053.asp

[beam me up scottie]

10. Any idea who the original author is?

I tried finding out when I got the same email last spring but had no luck.

[Kurovski]

11. Ya got me!

:rofl: did you write that, because it's a sick little gem!

K&R

[etherealtruth]

12. Oh my Gosh ....

This is wonderful!

[Bitwit1234]

13. I heard of one also

This is the one that shows you are a real republican...

KISSBUSHASSCRACKITIS

[robinlynne]

15. hey postman! My friend's reply: I have been Immunized against Gohhnerea Le

with
a dose of Gonna
Votemout now.