I'm terrified to have a drink

[slingsam]

It might make me a pedophile.......

[BootinUp]

1. Funny, but

posts like this should go in the Lounge or maybe General Discussion. Save this forum for hard news only.

[slingsam]

8. As Sean Inshannity would say....

"ppreciate your call!" Noted and recorded.






sorry........

[babylonsister]

2. LBN? We hardly know ya!

:rofl: Welcome to DU, slingsam!

[slingsam]

9. Oh my.....

you recognized...a virgin.......on this forum!

[Fridays Child]

3. Just stay away from the cheap stuff* and you'll be fine.

*any bottle of wine that costs less than $5.00.

:bounce:

[longship]

5. Does that include "Two Buck Chuck"?

Trader Joe's has this really great inexpensive wine called "Charles Shaw". It only costs $1.99 a bottle. Does your maxim include Two Buck Chuck? Surely I can still drink that, given that it's probably as good as a seven dollar bottle.

Can't I?

Huh?

Please?

[slingsam]

7. damn!

I thought all I had to worry about was if it had a cork in it! Those bottle caps were so easy.......to screw! that really was funny from you.

[Swede]

4. Welciome to DU.

This is not LBN,your post will probably get moved to GD.

[slingsam]

6. Thank you.....

43 posts later...I understand.......

[w8liftinglady]

10. LOL..Ok,I'll have one for you

a simple screwdriver...I'll make it a double