''What do parents say to Mark Foley at the beach?''

[Gabi Hayes]

.....hope nobodies heard this one yet.....

[Touchdown]

1. Get outta my son!

:hi:

New slogan...

GOP:
Old enough to pee,
Old enough for me!

:evilgrin:

[Gabi Hayes]

6. you WIN!...now; are you a real jokester, or did you hear it, too?

[kestrel91316]

28. Oh dear. That photo, is, well................. ..ummmmmmm. ...............

I am at a loss for words. Except I am cracking up.

As a middle-aged heterosexual female I don't get it. But he certainly looks, well, happy. So who am I to argue?????

[acmavm]

2. Do you have a punch line?

[Gabi Hayes]

4. that didn't take long....see Number 1 post

rats!

laughed pretty hard when I heard it, though....

[QuestionAll...]

8. if it was your son, would you be laughing? nt

[Redstone]

15. Of COURSE not, but you must agree that he deserves all the public

ridicule we can dish out.

That cynical son of a bitch. You can bet he's told more than a few of these jokes himself. You KNOW he has!

Redstone

[QuestionAll...]

19. yes he does deserve every drop of ridicule available.

I just find that using kids as props for this uncomfortable.

[Redstone]

22. I don't disagree. I have kids too.

Redstone

[Demeter]

3. I Don't know; What

[petronius]

5. "Get away from my son, you slimy republican child molester"?

:shrug:

[PDittie]

7. Why doesn't Mark Foley use a bookmark?

He prefers his pages bent over.

*badaboom*

[PDittie]

10. Why does Mark Foley prefer Olympic silver medalists?

He likes when they come in a little behind.

*badabing*

[conscious evolution]

11. If i knew how

this would be full of those emoticons spewing coffee

[PDittie]

12. What does acne have in common with Mark Foley?

Acne usually doesn't come on a boy's face until he's twelve or thirteen years old; Mark Foley waits until they're sixteen.

*PleasetipyourwaitressesfolksI'llbehereallweek*

[Gabi Hayes]

20. how DARE you make fun at a time like this?

I'm telling Question All about you! you're in big trouble now, karmically, at the very least; you'll see. I'm turning into a llama as I type.

did you come up with that on the spot, or is it a reworking of something else?

either way, better than mine, for sure.

[Rocknrule]

21. What's the difference between a teenage boy and a 747?

Some Republicans have never been in a 747

[hijinx87]

24. because his pages were stuck together.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :spank:

[mindwalker_i]

26. And with that

We close a very sad chapter in America's history :D

-mwalker

[Unrepentant Fenian]

9. Foley's folly

I guess republicans don't spend much time in the library. If they did, they'd know that you're not allowed to BEND THE PAGES OVER!!!
That's an original folks!
Fenian

[Stu DeBeouf]

13. Fun in the sun...

does not mean fun in the son....

lame..but you started it.

[Gabi Hayes]

16. who said I was trying to be fonny?

I know it was lame, but, hey, I've been up for a long time.

love that picture, btw....I almost passed it by, thinking it was just a stupid pic from the 80s, til I noticed the new memeber, as it were

saving it for future reference

thx!!

[Redstone]

14. Damn, let me go look up those old Michael Jackson jokes...this could

be a LOT of fun!

Redstone

[Touchdown]

17. JCPenney was full of Republicans last weekend

Big sale: Boys clothes half off!

[Rocknrule]

18. Here's one

A boy was at a nude beach with his mother. After coming back from the water, the boy said to his mom, "Mommy, I saw guys out there with pee-pees that were way bigger than mine!"

His mother replied, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

Later, she saw her son talking to Mark Foley on the beach. He came back to her and said, "Mommy, I was just talking to the smartest man I've ever seen, but the more I talked to him, the dumber he got!"

[Greeby]

23. That joke don't work, Foley hates nudists

And therefore I hate him right back

[Gabi Hayes]

25. Letterman, just now: ''Foley is anxious to get out of rehab and get a

fresh start. You know, turn over a new page."

[ComerPerro]

27. HAHAHA