Somebody *please* steal this for a LTTE:

[Francine Frensky]

or if you have a vent or soundoff in your local paper:

Memo to Republican Party: If you want to be the party of Family Values......um, you need to actually have some.


or whatever you would say in your own words...but here's a great opportunity to hit on the Culture of Corruption theme and make fun of the fact that the repubs have gone to great lengths to say they were #1 in Family Values...they were morally superior....etc. There are 4 million people who vote republican ONLY because they think the republicans have the moral upper hand, and this is our chance to set the record straight.