I have a secret plan to scare and terrorize the average Republican voter.

[kentuck]

They believe that the Democrats will win in November. They support their Party but they do not like the direction we have gone. Many of them are frightened by the Neocons in this Administration. Many are relieved to hear that the Democrats may take back the House and the Senate. So how do you terrorize them?

Just tell them Bush and the Republicans have now pulled ahead in the polls and it appears we will have at least 2-4 more years of this great governing. America will finally get on the right track. It appears the Republicans will control both Houses of Congress and they will be able to complete their agenda. The Democrats cannot stop them. You ain't seen nothing yet!

Of course, most Republicans might rejoice at such news. But there is a small percentage that are scared shitless - just like the Democrats - I am convinced. They have created a monster they cannot destroy.

[MADem]

1. Make sure you tell the ones approaching, but not quite old enough to get,

Social Security that Bush is gonna take care of that income--they aren't gonna GET it. That's his plan, and he wants to roll it out before he takes a powder.

Gotta wipe that lockbox money that he already spent off the books...

[kentuck]

2. Yep...

That will be one of the first items on the agenda... Of course, no Repubs depend on Social Security - only those Democrats on welfare...

[MADem]

4. A lot of the stupid ones who think they are gonna buy the winning lottery

ticket or hit the slots jackpot do (the ones who don't want the GUBMINT to get ANY of "their money" but who want the nation's highways repaired, plowed in winter, and lit at night--by Magical Freebie Jeeeesus, no doubt; the nation defended, vaccines created, that sort of thing--perhaps his band of angels can pick up those chores, for free, of course)...but let them know that their bony and selfish asses will be WORKING until they pick the right numbers or pull the handle just so....!

[indepat]

3. A monster that will eat most of their lunches and a lot more for good

measure.

[rock]

5. That's rich! LOL

Poor Repubs won't be able to appreciate the irony.