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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 10:57 AM
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Poll question: Do you believe Bush suffers from chlamydia?
Here's a snippet from Wikipedia's entry on chlamydia:

"In men, chlamydia may not cause any symptoms, but symptoms that may occur include: a painful or burning sensation when urinating, an unusual discharge from the penis, swollen or tender testicles, or fever.

Chlamydia in men can spread to the testicles, causing epididymitis, which can cause sterility. Chlamydia causes more than 250,000 cases of epididymitis in the USA each year.

Chlamydia may also cause Reiter's Syndrome, a form of arthritis, especially in young men. About 15,000 men get Reiter's Syndrome from chlamydia each year in the USA, and about 5,000 are permanently affected by it."

More: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlamydia

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 10:58 AM
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1. I have no idea, nor do I want to know. Ask Jeff Gannon, he's likely
been close enough to Bush's crotch to know first hand.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:00 AM
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2. We can only hope he's suffering in some way. (nt)
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:01 AM
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3. HAHAHA!
This is a hilarious poll
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:01 AM
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4. No, but like Paul Begala...
... I do believe that Chlamydia is more popular than Bush.

:-)
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:04 AM
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8. More popular...best laugh all day. Thanks ! for that thought N/T
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:05 AM
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10. Begala's quote from yesterday:
Edited on Thu Aug-31-06 11:06 AM by VolcanoJen
:rofl:

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0608/30/sitroom....

And so, if you're working at the White House -- if you're Karl Rove, right? And I used to work there -- what do you do? You know, the president is not popular. Mr. Cheney is not popular.

The one person they have is Condoleezza Rice, who the country still likes and trusts. And yet, she's not out there.

Rumsfeld and Cheney and Bush are. And believe me -- you can check -- there are four or five different strains of venereal diseases more popular than Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.


:rofl:
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:51 AM
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12. LOL
:rofl: That's a keeper! :D
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:53 AM
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13. That is just precious!
A quote worth repeating! :rofl:
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:01 AM
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5. Well, he does have an unusual discharge from his dick-head.
They sound kinda like words.
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ProdigalJunkMail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:02 AM
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6. why? do you have some sort of inside knowledge re: Bush testicles?
Is there something I missed?

sP
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:05 AM
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9. Like a previous poster suggested..
..it would be smart to ask Jeff Gannon for 'inside' information on that matter.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:03 AM
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7. When one considers
his relationship with VP Cheney, he does appear to have the characteristics of a Dick-dripping.
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:47 AM
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11. I've been wondering about tertiary syphillis.
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 12:47 PM
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14. Sometimes this place completely cracks me up
What a bunch of lovable comedians

Thanks for the chuckles

:bounce: :hi: :yourock: :rofl:
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