Is there a link to the Apocalypse that is supposed to be happening today?

[FlavaKreemSnak]

And also does anybody know who predicted or prophesied it or whatever, or maybe all that will be in the link or did it get its own website yet. Or maybe they wouldn't get it a domain name and all because why spend the money when it is the Apocalypse. but then I guess you could also ask since it is the Apocalypse well why not?

[Unbowed]

1. You mean today is the end of the world?

I wish I'd known earlier.

Damn.

[Bridget Burke]

13. Why did I bother to pay all those bills?

I should have just used the money to have fun....

[krispos42]

2. Iran responds to UN plan about nuklar power

I guess if they try to act as a souvreign nation Bush is gonna nuke'em till they glow. Or something like that. Hmmm... better fill up my car before Iran's oil production is reduced to plasma and ozone by a thermonuclear bombs.

Might explain why gas jumped up 20 cents overnight...

[krispos42]

3. I checked Rapture Ready

Updated August 7th, no net change at a score of 158. Above 145 is, literally, rated as "Fasten your seat belts".

And this is why these people should not be in government... hard to manage Social Security projections for 2031 when you think rapture is coming before your next tax bill is due.

Hmmm... but the "Nearing Midnight" weekly column hasn't been updated since April. Maybe the guy got raptured and forgot to leave a note. Oh, well, my heart bleeds.

http://www.raptureme.com/rap2.html

[FlavaKreemSnak]

15. The only thing the Rapture Ready message board has

is a person that pasted a headline supposedly from an Israeli newspaper that they were saying get their bomb shelters ready for a confrontation with Iran but they didn't put a link so that could have been made up. And I still can't find out who started the rumor that it was supposed to be today or like who is supposed to be in charge of it etc.

[krispos42]

19. I checked Rove's day planner...

Looks like the Rapture has been pushed back until October. There's our 'October Surprise'!

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. There use to be a Messiah Cam in Jerusalum

but apparently it's been turned off. The link no longer works. Oh well, I guess the rapture has been canceled.

[eShirl]

8. bwahahaha

hahahaha

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. According to google

Messiahcam -
Temporarily offline. Please try back in a few moments.
www.messiahcam.org/ - 1k - Cached - Similar pages

I guess either Jesus came and we missed it, or he ain't coming at all?

[Dr. Death]

12. No, that just means that the Rapture will not be televised

[mzteris]

16. teehee

:rofl:

[CJCRANE]

17. The Revelation Will Not Be Televised

[krispos42]

20. Camera add 10 lbs; Jesus goes on South Beach Diet to compensate n/t

[deutsey]

5. Read the Book of Revelation in the Bible

That's sort of the cornerstone of Christian apocalyptic belief; there are other Books of the Bible that end-timers quote from as well, like Ezekiel, I believe. Jack Van Impe is one of the more well known end-timers. He's got a TV show and website.

[GeorgeGist]

6. Your signature line...

IMHO is hogwash.

[deutsey]

18. Thanks for sharing.

It's just from a sci-fi story, dude. Relax.

I put it there because it reminded me of how people do often only "see in a mirror dimly" but think they know the whole picture. :eyes:

[Philosoraptor]

7. GOD I hope so, the suspense is killing me.

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. I just wish they would go and get it over with

and let us, ie the meek, inherit the earth. I'm sick of them stinking up the place.

[Nay]

11. Whoa, guess I picked a great day to be home sick. At least I won't

die at work! How awful that would be!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

14. Great..........

Its the end of the world, and I have to work. Oh well, see you on the other side, y'all.