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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 03:20 PM
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Other than toilet paper, what good is that moldy old Constitution anyway?
I mean, nobody really takes those dusty old documents from thousands of years ago seriously anyway do they? Have you ever tried to read that silly old scrap of paper?

Its so complicated, and like the bible its completely up to interpretation, and not to be taken literally, for corn's sake.

Nine eleven changed every fucking thing right?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 03:23 PM
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1. Parchment chafes
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 03:26 PM
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2. Lousy toilet paper. Much too scratchy. Sheet's the wrong size, too n/t
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 03:27 PM
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3. How well does it pick up spills?
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 04:13 PM
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5. Not very absorbent -- in fact, it has a reputation for . . .
Edited on Thu Aug-17-06 04:13 PM by MrModerate
Resisting impulses to change its properties.
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PA Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 03:28 PM
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4. Insulation for the cardboard box homes that we may all be living in soon?
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