The next time I Fly I am wearing a Fake Beard and..

[The Sushi Bandit]

I will be in a wheelchair
I will have a Bladder Bag full of Urine under my pants
Wear a spiked collar that does not come off
Have on a hat that is too tall to fit on the plane (dr. Seuss type with stripes)
A gel-filled tripple D Bra
8 bottles of watter that will spill on the floor
kid shoes that light-up every step you take (with wheels too)
I will have pockets full of chineese coins
a 4 day old trout wrapped in tin foil
a portable IV unit with a bag of Vodka hanging from it
A Bozo Nose
A "boom box"
A tee-shirt that says "I dump in my sleep" on the front and "Bush is Gay" on the back
and when I take off my belt my pants will drop as I trip through the detector
I will be wired for sound

..and a camera crew following me!

[sakabatou]

1. That would be hilarious

[Redneck Socialist]

2. Can you let me know when and where you're flying?

I'd like to see that. Good times.

[Kiouni]

3. I forget which rockstar it

was but he would wrap a cucumber in tinfoil and duct tape it to his leg!

[The Sushi Bandit]

4. LOL...

I like the trout in tin foil because it would stink to high heaven when they opened it.
and i dont think they could deny it comming on board

[Richardo]

6. That was a scene in 'Spinal Tap'

[The Sushi Bandit]

7. I dont remeber that!

But I must admit that I have not watched it 10 times like many at DU!

[seriousstan]

5. Have a good 8 hours at check in.

I am sure the 5 5 flights you see take off will remember you with some degree of humor.