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Extend a Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:12 AM
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AOL user16006693: I can't believe this article isn't already on greatest
just who, who might AOL user '16006693' be??

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.slate.com/id/2147808
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Luminous Animal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:20 AM
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1. Oh my, that is good!
I like this sequence:
16006693 crawford hot
16006693 cindy crawford hot
16006693 rice hot
16006693 rice hot not recipes
16006693 rice naked
16006693 rice nude
16006693 bible quotes resisting temptation
16006693 oakridge boys i'll be true to you
16006693 oakridge boys trying to love two women



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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 08:09 PM
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36. That is so freakin' hilarious
:rofl:
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:25 AM
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43. Without reading the whole thread, WTF is the point????????????????
Sorry, I just don't get it.

Can you explain your bellylaugh?
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poverlay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:21 AM
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2. Now that's funny. n/t
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:24 AM
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3. That's just brilliant!
Thanks for posting it.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:28 AM
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4. I'm actually crying with laughter right now.
It's like evesdropping on a freudian word association session.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:56 AM
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10. LOL, I was just
thinking the same thing!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:36 AM
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5. Holy cannoli....
16006693 love thine enemas
16006693 love thine enemies
16006693 bible quote of the day
16006693 insperation from bible
16006693 george bush great president
16006693 george w bush great president
16006693 dream on
16006693 oakridge boys lyrics dream on
16006693 how to run country
16006693 how to run country when not really inerested
16006693 people to run country for you
16006693 over work
16006693 overwork
16006693 stress
16006693 best place to retire
16006693 places like crawford but without cindy sheehan
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Amonester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:37 AM
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6. Wait! There R 3 6 in there!!
THAT IS HUGH!!!1_00__93!!111
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Systematic Chaos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:40 AM
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7. K & R!!
Edited on Wed Aug-16-06 01:41 AM by Gentle Giant
What a fucking nutball. :spank: :spray:
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ReadTomPaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:48 AM
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8. This is a riot!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 01:56 AM
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9. What I wanna know is who in the hell
would be looking for "pix of disemboweled reporters?" :shrug: :shrug:
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Extend a Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:04 AM
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11. hint:
1600 is the street address for this 'user'
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Faux pas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:32 AM
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14. LOL made me spit my water across the room. Thanks. n/t
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Torgo Johnson Donating Member (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:07 AM
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12. I am pretty sure this is satire...
Edited on Wed Aug-16-06 02:13 AM by Blackwell Sucks
The person making these searches is supposed to be . For a few minutes there
I thought it was real.

Edit: Should probably still keep it a secret.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:15 AM
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13. Hey, as a former (and recovering)
Ohioan who moved to SD last summer, I LOVE your username! He does, indeed, suck beyond measure and it would be an absolute disaster if he got into the governor's mansion. Pretty sad state of affairs in OH when a lifelong resident like me would rather live in SD.
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thecrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:54 AM
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15. Well,, I think we've found out the Chimp's on AOL
ROFL
AND why he has to go to "bed" so early every night...?
Yes, he's searching AOL for the meaning of life!

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
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canetoad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 03:08 AM
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16. Best line
'Love thine enemas'
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:13 PM
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27. lmfao - rofl!!!
These folks are dumber than dirt!!!


:rofl:

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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 08:05 AM
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17. All funny but what is 'Nak'
'Nak'???
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spooky3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 08:27 AM
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20. probably a misspelling of The Knack, who performed
My Sharona
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:14 PM
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28. Some imbeciles spelling of "The Knack"
How do we produce such morons anyway?
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LonelyLRLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 05:55 PM
Response to Reply #28
32. When we let GHW Bush have sex with Barbara Bush,
resulting in King George the Junior.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 08:11 AM
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18. This is better than the brazillion joke
:rofl:
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 08:27 AM
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19. NEVER!
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.



Oh no! exclaims the president, thats terrible!



His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, How many is a brazillion?

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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 08:30 AM
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21. And you just know the chimp would have aol
:rofl:
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 08:35 AM
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22. I think I have
burst a seam!

That is the funniest fucking thing I think I've seen in the past 10 years.

Thank you!
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Az_lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 09:44 AM
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23. Good one...
:rofl:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 11:46 AM
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24. Faaaaantastic!!!
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BluePatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 11:48 AM
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25. LOL K&R (nt)
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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:12 PM
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26. Holy ^&&*&*% Jesus that's funny!! "cindy crawford hot"
:rofl:

"where is lenenon"

"shee-ites"

fucking moron!!

"Rice naked"

"bible quotes resisting temptation"

These morons are too stupid to live!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 02:15 PM
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29. "global warming mith"
:rofl:
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:14 PM
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30. FRIGGIN HILARIOUS (K&R)
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timber84 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:25 PM
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31. This site is similar:
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 06:08 PM
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33. love thine enemas
OK :rofl:
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 06:30 PM
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34. AOL has been full of lamers since the beginning.
+b *!*@*.aol.com ....Perm ban in all my channels.

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Extend a Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 07:53 PM
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35. this is a spoof by slate
it's supposed to be a search list for the chimperor. ;)
1600=1600 pennsylvania ave. 6693=66(9-3)=666
16006693 was not a real userid in the search lists mistakenly published by AOL.
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yodermon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 10:27 PM
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37. OK everybody. Verdict: It's definitly a spoof.
Albeit a funny one.

I have searched through all the text files looking for 16006693 and there is no such number.
Each file (there are 10 of them) have numbers ranging from 2 digits to 8 digits, ordered sequentially.
So there were 10 chances for 16006693 to show up, and it never did.

As proof (or something) I am now posting the results of the entries immediately before and after the slot where 16006693 should have been. I have highlighted the likely repuke search. ;)

forthwith:

====== user-ct-test-collection-01.txt ======

16006039 aolsvc.billing.search.aol.com 2006-05-29 20:58:39
16006738 zillow.com 2006-03-18 11:14:59 1 http://www.zillow.com

====== user-ct-test-collection-02.txt ======

16005250 what is a chicken party 2006-05-20 06:58:41
16006844 ncaa tournament brackets 2006-03-18 13:03:53

====== user-ct-test-collection-03.txt ======

16006116 cartoonetwork 2006-05-24 18:31:53 1 http://www.cartoonetworkgamers.jkaizer.net
16008316 recipe irish soda bread 2006-03-18 07:14:49 5 http://bread.allrecipes.com

====== user-ct-test-collection-04.txt ======

16006592 wwwjaxkids.org 2006-04-18 13:02:13
16007084 www.lauriberner.com 2006-03-18 07:12:07

====== user-ct-test-collection-05.txt ======

16006589 vocero.om 2006-04-17 09:41:43
16006764 www.waterederesortandspa.com 2006-03-18 20:30:45

====== user-ct-test-collection-06.txt ======

16006223 .com 2006-05-31 15:24:45
16006954 blue book 2006-03-18 16:06:56

====== user-ct-test-collection-07.txt ======

16006042 howard axelrod 2006-05-12 11:03:50
16006967 www.kohsl.com 2006-03-18 09:01:56

====== user-ct-test-collection-08.txt ======

16005834 u.s. airlines 2006-03-28 17:51:43
16008052 male for male escorts 2006-03-18 16:35:02

====== user-ct-test-collection-09.txt ======

16000364 hotmail.com 2006-04-29 16:16:07
16000698 accident turnpike south miami 2006-03-18 22:33:27 1 http://miami.injuryboard.com

====== user-ct-test-collection-10.txt ======

16006317 219.102.199.250 2006-03-18 15:32:46
16007182 burberry 2006-03-18 00:07:44 2 http://www.burberry.com

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Extend a Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 10:49 PM
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40. the first time I read it...I realized it was a joke on the shrub
I wasn't aware until I started reading responses (and my husband didn't get it) that a number of people thought it was info for a real (but stupid RW) AOL user.

:shrug:

oh--well either way it was hysterical


:evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 10:33 PM
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38. So Dubya is User 16006693, it would appear.
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chiffon Donating Member (527 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 10:34 PM
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39. hezbollah???
16006693 his bullets
16006693 his bullies



:think:
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Pryderi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 11:43 PM
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41. Didn't Bush say he doesn't use email because, "I don't want you
to know my private stuff"? Anyone have an exact quote?
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DUyellow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:14 AM
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42. he said something like...
President Bush said Thursday that he does not send e-mail, not even to his twin daughters, because he fears "my personal stuff" would be made public

found at http://www.macminute.com/cgi-bin/wwwthreads/showflat.pl...
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 01:13 AM
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45. He'd probably just figure he had to crawl into the tube and it would clog
the nets.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:29 AM
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44. What?
Nothing on how to roast armadillos?
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 01:19 AM
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46. Funniest post this week.
:rofl:
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 02:45 AM
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47. Especially funny is how many DU'ers don't "get" it.
Just another example of how close DU can really be to FR at times.

I mean, this article is directed almost directly towards DU'er types -- its exactly the anti-Bush humor one would normally expect to be familiar with by now, yet judging by the posts above mine, this isn't quite the case..
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bling bling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-17-06 12:43 PM
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48. kick
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