Enough airport stuff.. let's "Hanni-date"

[SoCalDem]

Goodness knows we need some levity.. These are FUNNY!!!

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_04_02_patriotboy_archive.html#114397280621411311

a sample

[Fridays Child]

1. TitanLightning42 is looking for that special gal who wants to share...

...quiet moments and her underwire bras with him.

[SoCalDem]

5. so was he born in 42, has a 42" waist or is that his IQ?

:)

[Fridays Child]

11. Bra size: 42C

[burythehatchet]

46. those are some nice man cans

[Tin Man]

2. "...seeking a conservative heroiness" - is that a word?

[SoCalDem]

3. and we thought they were against heroin users..

:)

[northzax]

19. hey, he's a 'heroine' so why not?

nice to see that HanniDate doesn't have a problem with people confused about their gender roles. It warms the heart.

[Tin Man]

30. Maybe he considers himself a lesbian trapped within a man's body?

:shrug:

[northzax]

35. lord knows I do

he's obviously butch though. not my style.

[Tin Man]

36. LOL, good one!

:rofl:

[n2doc]

4. Jut that chin out so your second one is pulled up!

Suck in that beer gut! What! you mean it is pulled in? :rofl:

[AndyA]

6. If anyone ever needed a Manziere, it's TitanLightening42! n/m

[SoCalDem]

7. be sure and check out some of the others linked at the site..

they are even scarier

here's a winner...can't imagine why anyone divorced this catch :eyes:

[smokey nj]

9. If he is so proud of his designer wardrobe, why is he not wearing

a shirt in his photo? Is that an Armani baseball cap?

[CottonBear]

14. "No colored"? Perhaps he prefers his women in white sheets and hoods.

"One look and the help shuts its yap and gets back to work." Is he a freaking slave owner? :(

:scared:

eidt: If he owns designer clothes then why isn't he wearing a shirt to cover his "mangut"?

[smokey nj]

23. Maybe that's what he means when he mentions his....

"international holdings."

[RB TexLa]

44. That would be the $500 he has in IHOP stock n/t

[SoCalDem]

49. or in buy one get one free coupons at IHOP

[Swamp Rat]

16. OhKKKay!

Why is he naked? ... waiting for his white robe to dry?

[proud2BlibKansan]

17. "No colored"????

[AndyA]

27. Hmmm...now he IS A CATCH, isn't he? WOW!! n/m

[smokey nj]

32. Well, he DOES have all his teeth.

[Sapphocrat]

28. Is that a cigar in his mouth...

...or did his last date beat a hasty retreat?

[newportdadde]

39. That can't be real... please tell me its not.

[SoCalDem]

40. Hannity fan?? I'm guessing real

:(

[guinivere]

48. Yikes. The Titan with the tits is a prince compared

to this kkk guy. :scared:

[KamaAina]

15. It's not the Manziere, it's the Bro!

:-)

[guinivere]

47. lol! He looks proud of 'em too.

[smokey nj]

8. Titan Heroine?....

Is that anything like black-tar heroine? And does "heroiness" describe the state of one who is under the influence of Titan heroine?

[EOTE]

26. Wait an utter ass:

Heroine: 1 a : a mythological or legendary woman having the qualities of a hero
Hero: 1 a : a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength or ability
Heroiness: a word madeup by a single freeper searching for a lesbian into hero worship.

[Swamp Rat]

10. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LibertyLover]

12. Hmmm, perhaps Mr. Titan should have paid more attention in school

Guess he fell asleep during Bible class at that Christian school when they discussed "Heros and Heroines of the Old Testament". Oops.

[Lars39]

13. His church has a site:

http://www.biblepreaching.us/ourpurpose.html

"He preaches the word of God,King James 1611, exactly as it is written,to men,exactly as they are.
We never have to worry about hearing corrupt versions, false doctrine, or liberalism from our pulpit.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And I shouldn't do this, but look at the photo of the preacher's family. :D

[SoCalDem]

20. Whoa!...that one daughter looks like trouble with a capital "T"

[Lars39]

24. Boldfaced and Underlined, too.

[Sapphocrat]

34. I'm confused.

All three are supposed to be his daughters (according to the text)? Just look at the one in the little black dress -- imagine having to have that much plastic surgery done by the time you're 14.

OK, so the wifey-looking one must be his wife. Is it just me, or are her hands sending out some sort of unconscious message about Pastor Danny?

P.S. BOTH daughters look like future "Girls Gone Wild" stars.

[gatorboy]

18. Hasn't TitanLightning's profile been posted for awhile now

Are you telling me some smart woman hasn't snatched up that helluva man yet???

I think I have a gay friend that may be interested in him though. I'll pass his info on. :P

[Swamp Rat]

25. He's "gentle as a teddy bear."

;)

[gatorboy]

33. He'll consider that a plus!

For some reason, he goes for the big burley guys. This one is a catch! :P

[texas1928]

21. Doesn't Heroine mean Female hero?

:shrug:

[EOTE]

29. Yes, indeed it does.

It's the feminine of hero. Simple things like that can be awfully confusing to the typical freeper.

[texas1928]

31. So Girls...

He is in touch with his feminine side.

[Sapphocrat]

22. Best feature: Man boobs. n/t

[SoCalDem]

37. Oh my god.. Found some more at Randi's site.. can't stop laughing

http://forums.therandirhodesshow.com/index.php?showtopic=75487&st=260

[Clark2008]

41. I have tears rolling down my face!!!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

42. I did too.. especially the comments

and the one with the church lady cracked me up

[LynneSin]

38. I have an account over there I haven't checked in awhile

I wonder if I've gotten any dates lately?

Yep, my account is still there. I'll have to figure out the password on my fake email account and see if I have any offers.

If you PM me I'll send you the link of my ad

[Fountain79]

43. Two words...

man-tits

[Generic Brad]

45. Hannidates Suck Ass

Somebody had to say it. It may as well have been me.