Bush was in rare form today

[Cocoa]

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/08/20060807.html

<snip>

Bush: ...Remember, in Germany, the first thing I said was -- or one of the first things I said, I think I said this -- help me out here, if I didn't --

SECRETARY RICE: I think you did.

[eleny]

1. sounds like his battery was running low

[PSPS]

3. When does he break into singing "Daisy?"

[eleny]

4. soon, very soon

[Tin Man]

8. Bahahawahawa - good one!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Vidar]

13. LOL

[Cobalt-60]

14. He's not up to HAL standards

My fellow Illinois grad HAL 9000 takes Dubya's sorry ass at karaoke every time,
even with a disconnected brain.

[Chipper Chat]

2. That exchange sounds eerily like the Glenn Beck program.

Moronic pablum.

[me b zola]

5. Gawd, he looked drunk

[Marr]

6. Reminds me of this, for some reason:

http://lifespan.ytmnd.com/

Remember those two old critics who sat in the balcony on the Muppet Show?

[MsKandice01]

7. It's amazing the hypocrisy...

" And so when we commit troops, we commit troops for a specific reason, with the intent of achieving an objective."

It's amazing you didn't think about that before you got us into Iraq, Smirky McFlightsuit.

"They share the same tactics, which is to destroy people and things in order to create chaos in the hopes that their vision of the world become predominant in the Middle East."

As if that doesn't apply to us.

He makes me ill.

[jobycom]

9. She calls him husband, she finishes his sentences... any more questions?

Then again, if someone didn't finish his sentences they'd wind up like his unfinished wars.

[Ikonoklast]

10. A Great Day For Our Dear Leader!

He didn't drool on himself.
Lapdogs to give glowing report at 11.



I can't wait for the books to be written by those in the know about these cretins.

[Old and In the Way]

11. He needs a new title.

The Stuporesident fits.

[madrchsod]

12. gee , i thought ronny raygun was incoherent in his second term

looking back it seems ronny wasn`t this bad..i could be wrong but i think george`s brain is misfiring

[Bad Penny]

15. I think George's brain is a myth

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. Bush can't get to the point and stumbles over trivial details

It reminds me of that Woody Allen movie 'Take The Money And Run' where a TV reporter is asking a former friend of Woody how he came to take of photo of Woody's capture and arrest. One guy goes on and on about taking his pants to the cleaners and what he had for breakfast that morning but just can't seem to get to the point. From the Woody Allen screenplay:


"...You see, as a matter of fact, I just brought my pants into the cleaners and I was sorta angry with 'em. Because last time I brought 'em in I asked 'em to sew a button on it and they hadn't.

Could you get to the point?

Oh yes, well... I'll tell you exactly what happened this morning, uh, with me... and about the camera. Well, back to this thing with which I became known, mainly because of what had happened and I happened to have the camera. I was having breakfast in the morning. I think it was two fried eggs, a toast, I don't know if it was orange juice or grape fruit... but I remember I had a juice... I don't remember what it was. But at that time... - it was orange juice... that's right!

Can you get to the point!

In fact, I got 'em right here. I'd like to show them to you. " (referring to his pants)

[opihimoimoi]

17. Bush cheated his way outta REHAB before the treatment was finished

He is still an untreated druggie in my mind...BTW...did they ever use a Cat Scan on the guy? cause he talks like he had a partial Lobotomy...