The GOP and their Rapture

[Oversea Visitor]

Hear yee Hear yee the rapture is coming

Comes November maybe leader of republicans look around and ask where all the republicans gone

Gee did not they know about the Rapture

They all gone.

So the backwash look around and say how come we still around
Aint we suppose to go heaven :rofl:

So they get angry Oooops fuck happen.

[yourout]

1. If these are indeed the End Days then who is the Anti-Christ?

My money is on Dick "Beelzebub" Cheney.

[Erika]

3. Or Condi with her letting warring continue with her blessings n/t

[Erika]

2. I am getting so sick of this Fundie rapture talk.

It's gone on for decades. Has any fundie ever answered the question as how they will justify tax cuts for the rich over programs for the needy? Let them explain it to their God.

[Oversea Visitor]

4. But do you not think that the GOP going into rapture

They leaking republican left right and center.

See they end up getting what they want

They manage to rapture the GOP :rofl:

[movonne]

5. I wish they would go already....

[Oversea Visitor]

6. Have patient wait

Not long more
Reality is a BITCH

[ebayfool]

7. Or - if you go by that really old book then this might be more likely:

(the one that says all that stuff @ caring for the old, infirm, powerless, etc. - you know ... those unrepublican qualities?)
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Hear yee Hear yee the rapture is coming

Comes November maybe leader of republicans look around and ask where all the liberals gone?

Gee, did not they know about the Rapture?

They all gone.

So the backwash look around and say how come we still around? Ain't we suppose to go heaven?

So they get angry. Oooops! Fuck happen.



What will they do when there's only themselves to screw over?!

I wonder if heaven has wide screen so we can all watch!

O8)

[Oversea Visitor]

8. Nah those

Republicans had an awakening.

They found liberals and witness heaven.

So all turn into angels and become liberals :rofl:

[Oversea Visitor]

9. See the power of born again

Born again and again and again.
Finally born with brains.

Ooops can think see light goes liberal

[MikeNearMcChord]

10. Just another friendly reminder

I announced here at DU, that I got first dibs on Pat Robertson's stuff, his crib and wheels, and I'll kick his wine collection up to Skinner and all the 1000+ posters for a cut.:hi: