Conservative Christians get 'raptured'

[ck4829]

They are actually teleported aboard an alien spaceship and are told that they can live in Post-Rapture Paradise if they return to Earth and take over the Planet for 'God' (Them).

This scenario is more plausible than:

A. Bush restoring honor and integrity to the White House

B. Cheney helping the Poor and cleaning up the environment with the help of his animal friends

C. Ann Coulter confesses that she is a Plagiarist

D. All of the above

[C_U_L8R]

1. Aren't they gone yet ???

C'mon already !!!
Whatta bunch of lard-asses
Geesh

[readmoreoften]

2. D is for DEFINITELY.

I mean, there is a chance that there are lifeforms other than our own. Given that, there is a chance that these life forms would be hostile and wiley.

There is no chance that Bush, Cheney, and Coulter will become good citizens. I do supposed that Ann might confess if she it put at the end of a pointy stick of some sort, but not out of any genuine repentance.

[BeHereNow]

3. Ah hell, for a moment I thought this thread was in LBN!

I can dream, can't I?

The fucking hate mongers who call themselves "x-tians"
can't be removed from this planet fast enough
for my taste.

PLEASE GOD?

BHN

[jwirr]

5. And I was going to ask for the telephone number so we could ask

God to take more of them.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Someone say craptured??? Or did they just have their consciences

captured by the squatter in the wh??

[Homer Wells]

6. It's OK by me if they all get ruptured

Raptured...ruptured...either sounds good to me.;
At least it might get them off the streets and outta my life!!

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