WH hands out photo to press showing Bush acting like a president...

[sabra]

In this handout photo provided by the White House shows President Bush as he called several world leaders concerning the situation in the Middle East from Air Force One en route to the G8 Summit in St. Petersburg, Russia, Friday, July 14, 2006. (AP Photo/White House, Eric Draper,HO)

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/photos/E/e4d0bc9b-bd91-441a-bffe-61fa5a651098.html?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. "Condi...? I told you never to call me here..."

[calico1]

2. He's ordering pizza. n/t

[JuniperLea]

3. Doh! Beat me to it! n/t

[Kikosexy2]

10. Make it a

pretzel instead...right now I need something to choke on...

[LisaM]

4. That jacket doesn't exactly make him look serious

What a fricking joke!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. But he has to have his special outfits.

The ones that say he's the president. They make him feel special.

[calico1]

14. The jacket is so that if he wanders and gets

lost he can tell the nice policeman the name of his airplane.

[Jeanette in FL]

5. Boy he has those earlobe creases

Is there a link between ear lobe creases and coronary heart disease?

Since 1973, several studies have demonstrated a link between a specific form of ear lobe crease on both ears and an increased incidence of coronary heart disease.

It is thought that if an individual has diagonal creases on both ear lobes, there may be some benefit in undergoing screening to exclude the possibility of coronary heart disease. Similar links with coronary heart disease have been found with other physical characteristics such as short rather than tall people or women with ‘apple’ shaped bodies.

It is important to remember, however, that not every individual with these characteristic ear lobe creases is likely to have coronary heart disease.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. He's calling to see which stocks the NSA say are hot, now that

the ME is flaring up even more.

[Kikosexy2]

12. Come on Jeffy..

Gannon...talk dirty to me...tell me more on how you like lick my...sorry, Laura's calling on the other line...gotta go....

[helderheid]

8. "Hello, Domino's?"

[pinto]

9. "But seriously, I thought you were going to ask me about the pig."

[LostInAnomie]

11. "So what are you wearing, Condi."

"Oooo... I'm pitching a presidential tent."

[butterfly77]

13. Wow! he really is deep ...

he's taking care of business now everyone will fall in line, Bush is on the case :sarcasm:

[ChickMagic]

15. He's making a frat call

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
He can't escape the frat boy behavior.

[Cyrano]

16. Mom? I'm flyin' to Russia. Wasn't Stalin one of their good guys?

[Straight Shooter]

17. A copycat photo of his phone call on September 11, 2001.

You know which one that is, it's the one that the RNC made thousands and thousands of dollars selling copies of. But they have the gall to be outraged over an ad which shows coffins.

Nothing original out of this White House, no, sir, except maybe new lows in sleaziness.

[Up2Late]

18. Oh! He has an "Air Force One" jacket! Sort of reminds me of an old Joke

...or, at least I think it was a joke, about how the parents of Retarded children pin a note to their kids jackets with their address and phone number on it, so if they get lost, or forget where they live, they can refer to the note.:dunce:

When I was about 10 years old, I my favorite T-shirt had my name on it too. :silly:

[ccpup]

19. Has ANY other President

emblazoned the Presidential Seal on garments (boots, hats -- 41 for Pa, 43 for * --, jackets, etc.) as much as Bushling has? I mean, I know Presidents have done that before. But Bush seems to me to have taken it to a Teenage Designer Label Guess Who I'm Wearing Ain't I Cool And Better Than You extreme! Am I wrong?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. I bet he has the presidential seal on his Underoos.

[ccpup]

24. okay,

that's just icky. now I have to go take a nice long bath with Mr. Bubble.

[Gabi Hayes]

20. the CINC in his normal routine

[Octafish]

22. Is he talking about pigs?

http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/14/tds-bush-and-the-pig/

CRAZY MONKEY

[Clarkie1]

23. "Hi dad, they told me to get on the phone so I'd look presidential" nt