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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 09:25 PM
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God puts out press release on ME conflict...
Edited on Wed Jul-12-06 09:26 PM by originalpckelly
"First of all, this is a REAL release. Come on now, I did create the entire universe in only six days, you really don't think I could put out a press release?

Secondly, I would like to comment on the people who keep speaking for me. I have a public relations manager, and you should only listen to him.

Third, I would like to say that the ME conflict is NOT the Rapture.

Thanks for your time.

###"

www.rapturefacts.god
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Patchuli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 09:28 PM
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1. Thanks for that!
:applause:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 09:31 PM
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2. Oh thanks...
I just had to do it.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 09:34 PM
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3. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
don't tell em it's not the rapture....
they might just leave this world (in peace)
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 09:41 PM
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4. OH,...and I gave you "free will" to clean up your messes and,...
,...become the decent, civil human beings I expected of you. ONLY YOU ARE SCREWING THAT UP!!!

I never said I'd intervene,...YOU CREATED THAT!!!

So, quit blaming me for your problems and quit expecting me to solve them. I gave you everything you need to find peace and heaven on earth during your short life there. If you can't find it, it's because you're looking for someone else to find it for you.

O8)

One piece of advice, STOP ALLOWING OTHERS' TO SCARE YOU AWAY FROM YOUR OWN POTENTIAL!!!

Bless You!

:7
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 09:54 PM
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5. So who is his PR manager? Does it begin with W?
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Patchuli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 10:29 PM
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7. Nope, that would be a BIG 'J'
for Jesus.

W is from the Other Side...!
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 10:07 PM
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6. you be just the Devil testing us
confess.

dp
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