Full transcript of today's propaganda being catapaulted in Chicago

[Roland99]

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/07/20060707-1.html


Have fun.


Includes Q&A session.

[annabanana]

1. Asking reporter for her sources (just curious)

emphasis mine

Q Mr. President, if I could follow up, you say diplomacy takes time --

THE PRESIDENT: Yes, it does.

Q -- but it was four years ago that you labeled North Korea a member of the "axis of evil." And since then it's increased its nuclear arsenal, it's abandoned six-party talks and now these missile launches --

THE PRESIDENT: Let me ask you a question. It's increased it's -- that's an interesting statement: "North Korea has increased its nuclear arsenal." Can you verify that?

Q Well, intelligence sources say -- if you can -- if you'd like to dispute that, that's fine.

THE PRESIDENT: No, I'm not going to dispute, I'm just curious.

Q Our intelligence sources say that it's increased the number -- its nuclear capability --

THE PRESIDENT: -- dangerous -- it has potential danger.

Q It's increased is nuclear capabilities. It's abandoned six-party talks, and it's launched these missiles.

THE PRESIDENT: Yes.

Q Why shouldn't Americans see the U.S. policy regarding North Korea as a failed one?

THE PRESIDENT: Because it takes time to get things done.

[annabanana]

2. Bill Plante & W joking about it:

Q Mr. President --

THE PRESIDENT: I just thought for a minute you might have known more than I do about -- when you say, definitively say he's increased the number of weapons. I don't think we know that.

Q Maybe you know, but you're not telling.

THE PRESIDENT: That's an option. (Laughter.)

Q Mr. President, you said some time ago that --

THE PRESIDENT: Maybe I don't know and don't want to tell you I don't know. Anyway. (Laughter.)

[originalpckelly]

3. We he is a Curious George (chimp) after all. (nt)

[laruemtt]

4. why do they continue to laugh

when he cracks his stupids? i would just stare at him. these are really not laughing matters. let the buffoon in chief laugh all by himself.

[Straight Shooter]

5. I'm sure the rest of America considers NK with nukes absolutely hilarious.

:sarcasm:

[Ringo84]

6. Re:

Is this the "Press conference" at the Museum of Science & Technology? I'm watching it right now on C-Span 2. I can't believe the bullshit he's been spouting tonight.

(these are paraphrases)

"I believe in Democracy" (something like that)

Yeah, that's why you've been steadily trying to take it away at home.

"the cause is right. If I didn't think it was right, I wouldn't have sent troops in there."

What exactly is the "cause" for which we're fighting in Iraq? And if you thought it was so "right", why'd you have to change your reasons for going to war THREE times?!

"We're still looking for Osama bin Laden"

Uh uh. That's why we've had so much luck finding him so far. How long has the search been going on now? Five years?

(rolls eyes) Emperor Bush is such a jackass.
Ringo

[Roland99]

7. How can you stand to watch/listen to that creature?

[Ringo84]

8. Roland99

Usually, I can't. I mute the jackass whenever he starts talking on the TV. I wanted to hear his talking points so that I'd be informed here.
Ringo