So Rush had exactly 29 Viagra tablets when he returned to the USA...

[benburch]

And the prescription was likely 30.

He was loaded for bear, but became sated after shooting his first beaver!

[SpiralHawk]

1. But what if Rush had the Economy Party-Pak of 60 little blue pills?

Please don't rush to judgement, Ben.

Wait till all the facts are in.

It could be that Rush popped 31 of those V-suckers from his Econo-Pak, partied hearty in the Dominican Republic, and then came home with just a diminished (so to speak) supply of 29.

I think my alternative debauchery scenario will be found to be not flaccid at all, but rather to have substantial merit when measured against the evidence.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. ...or, he had one prescription in his name, as well as one in his...

...Dr's name?:shrug:

[iconoclastNYC]

3. He could have picked some up on the blackmarket there too

To replace what he used. Nobody could tell that they were from a different lot.

[TomInTib]

4. I'm willing to bet it wasn't a beaver.

Looking at this with an eye on historic Republican tendencies in this type of incident, I'll bet there is a young Dominican boy whose family enjoyed a few better-than-normal meals.

[benburch]

5. But that wouldn't have been nearly as funny a line.

Sometimes comedy demands a bit of license.

[im10ashus]

6. I think my retinas have been permanently scarred now.

Thanks for that.

:rofl:

[benburch]

7. You are MOST welcome.

;)

[lindisfarne]

8. He's a real idiot. If I had his history and was going to be smuggling

drugs, I would have shoved individual pills into the nooks and crannies of my suitcase (mine has enough room in the seams and is tight enough i could shove them in there). Or sewn them into the seams of my clothes. Or something like that. I wouldn't have left them in a prescription bottle. Of course, this isn't the only evidence that he's an idiot.

[goclark]

9. He is a hopeless druggie and he will do anything to get them nt

[global1]

11. This Is What They Found - I Wonder What They Overlooked?...nt

[benburch]

12. I don't think he realized he was in trouble for the Viagra.

He wasn't trying to smuggle INTO the country what he left the country with in the first place.

The real issue is what did he need the Viagra for in "The Thailand of The Caribbean"?

[shain from kane]

10. Beaver, maybe, maybe not. Was there any evidence of

santorum present?

[lonestarnot]

13. or how about Gannon? I saw beaver with bushitler today.