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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 03:42 PM
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There are only two things a Freeper does on his knees...
...One he does on Sunday in his Evangelical Megachurch...

...The other he usually does in front of a glory hole at an adult bookstore in a city far from the one he lives in.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 03:44 PM
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1. I now have that horrible image burned into my brain.
Edited on Thu Jun-22-06 03:45 PM by ThomCat
x(

Thank you for that.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 03:49 PM
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2. You are MOST welcome.
For added effect, take some peyote right now, and you'll have that image come up in your dreams forever!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 03:52 PM
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3. You're sick.
:P

Sick in a good way, but still sick. And vicious too.

Just the thought of remembering that image forever in my dreams... :scared: Freepers should be neither seen nor heard.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 05:14 PM
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13. I *do* try.
If I ever found myself becoming "normal" I'd probably take hemlock.
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 03:52 PM
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4. You insult the glory hole! And on a related theme, are there glory
holes in the women's room?
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 03:54 PM
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5. Hmmm....
They'd have to be a bit larger. I have heard of a women's bathhouse in Toronto that is supposed to have women's glory holes.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 04:05 PM
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7. Found the link to that Women's Bathhouse
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 03:55 PM
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6. There are hetero porns with a female servicing a glory hole
the straight men WISH that such a thing really happens..HA HA HA!!
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 04:08 PM
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8. That does happen rarely.
One of my kinkier female friends does that occasionally. You are of course more likely to find an honest Republican than a kinky woman at a gloryhole.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 04:09 PM
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9. Puts a whole new meaning
to the collection box.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 04:10 PM
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10. !
:rofl:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 04:14 PM
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11. nah -- i never see any one there with those kind of haircuts.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 04:50 PM
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12. You mean balding with a comb-over? nt
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 05:59 PM
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14. that one and the ''trent lott''.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 07:00 PM
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15. You crack me up!
:popcorn: :popcorn:
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 07:23 PM
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16. I'll be here all week!
The ten o'clock show is totally different from the 8 o'clock show.

Please tip your waitress, they work hard.

Thank you!
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 01:10 PM
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17. Tee Hee!
The freepers are Upset. One of them just emailed me a screed telling me what a pervert I am!!! :rofl:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 05:10 PM
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18. Please Stop Doing That.
This "freeper = gay" bullshit needs to stop.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 05:13 PM
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19. I gotta agree here.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 05:18 PM
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20. Yes - the equation of certain sex practices
with stupidity, backwardness and even evil is ridiculous.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 05:20 PM
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21. What even provoked this statement? It's so gratuitously offensive.
Edited on Fri Jun-23-06 05:23 PM by Richardo
...to many members of our community. Gays and Christians for a start.
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 05:21 PM
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22. Yes, it is a tiresome argument
I can't see much of a point to the argument; it seems to be a) trying to insult republicans by calling them gay (where's the insult to republicans?) or b) "their" homosexuality drives them to behave that way. Either way it is is stupid idea insulting entirely the wrong people.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 05:36 PM
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23. Locking
This is inflammatory and homophobic
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