Stolen Mesopotamian pottery found in ruins of Zarqawi bomb site

[zulchzulu]

These photos (taken in Green Zone headquarters) of the ancient Mesopotamian pottery were found in the ruins of the bomb site where Zarqawi was blasted away by two 500-pound bombs. What a miracle!












Kidding....

[The Stranger]

1. THEY HIDE AMONGST THE ARTIFACT POTTERY -- "POTTERY SHIELDS"

DON'T YOU KNOW? JUST LIKE THE HIDE WITH CHILDREN!

:sarcasm:

[Poll_Blind]

2. Heh, I know- "Bones of Lindburgh baby found at al-Zarqawi bomb site!"

PB

[meegbear]

8. And a confession letter proving OJ is innocent

[myrna minx]

3. Remains of the Loch Ness Monster and Big foot found

at the Zarqawi bomb site. Chupacabra still at large...we now go to Wolf Blitzer. Wolf?

[Ravenseye]

4. Map Found On Zarqawi Body

Map details President Kennedy's route with specific mentions of the Texas School Book Depository, and Grassy Knoll.

[Frank Cannon]

9. And Jimmy Hoffa's severed head used as a bud vase (n/t)

[slackmaster]

5. They should have kept Zarqawi alive

Just to fine him for littering.

And creating a disturbance.

[underpants]

6. Dead men tell no tales

well at least they didn't used to. I almost forgot - everything changed after 9/11

:eyes:

[underpants]

7. So THAT'S what happened to the stuff from the museum

:eyes:

[htuttle]

10. Hey! There's that same vase Rumsfeld was talking about!

"The images you are seeing on television, you are seeing over and over and over," he complained. "It's the same picture of some person walking out of some building with a vase and you see it twenty times. And you think, my goodness, were there that many vases?"

After pausing for laughter, Rumsfeld delivered the punch line: "Is it possible that there were that many vases in the whole country?"
-- Reichsfuhrer Rumsfeld, 4/2003

[5X]

11. But, what about Hoffa? n/t

[opihimoimoi]

12. Remains of JIMMY HOFFA were found...errr, or was that ELVIS??

[zulchzulu]

13. OMFG! They have found Clinton Whitewater documents!!!

It's finally proof that Zarqawi AND Clinton went in on the Whitewater land deal when Zarqawi met them for pot smoking lesbian parties for Hillary.

AND Foster-Hillary porn tapes!!!

[peacetalksforall]

14. Stupid Citizens. Take price in the knowledge that you are not the

stupid citizen they have targeted for this ultra-clear transparent maneuver.

Be proud. Stay prepared. Against the antics and stupidity of Pentagon lies. Does this one have the blessing of Rove?

[applegrove]

15. What is that Pottery Barn Rule again? It wasn't WMD..it was pottery

they were looking for.. and they found it!:grr: