My Source: TO story is a part of the vast alien cover-up.

[originalpckelly]

PSBS--I have a secret source who says this is hard evidence of the conspiracy. You see the trip President Bush took to Iraq wasn't really about meeting the new PM, but it was about meeting these aliens from another planet. These are the aliens who keep stealing my socks all the time. (You probably know them.)

Anyway back to the story. It appears Mr. Rove is an alien. I mean look at this disguise:


No one on Earth has that big of a forehead. You see he is trying to fit his big alien head:


Into something that looks like a "normal" skull.

See Mr. Rove couldn't be indicted because he was an alien. Fitz didn't know this, so he did the investigation, he even indicted Rove, just like TO said, but then he found out he had come to close to "the cover-up."

You see Mr. Rove has been manipulating American politics to focus on stupid things like gay marriage, to stay off topics like gray marriage:


That way people wouldn't find out how many aliens there are here in America.

Notice how illegal immigration (focused on Mexico) popped up? That was just to stop people from realizing how many illegal gray aliens are here.

So you can see why Mr. Rove had to be un-indicted, and why TO and Leopold were actually correct in their version of events. Little did they know Mr. Rove's secret. I guess we all do now.

[Sugar Smack]

1. NOM-I-NATED

:rofl: :loveya:

[originalpckelly]

3. Thanks...

Here at the PostScriptBullShit (PSBS) service we like to report the facts and let you decide.

[LeftNYC]

2. "To Serve Man" nt

[underpants]

4. I heard that the aliens and the Opus Dei were in on this

well actually they are in on everything.

[originalpckelly]

5. Did your source say that?

Mine didn't tell me anything about Opus Dei. WOW! Was Christ an alien? Is that the secret they have been protecting?

[underpants]

18. What makes you think my source speaks?

:bounce: O8)

nominated (#5)

[originalpckelly]

19. lol

:rofl:

[damntexdem]

6. Ooh, thanks for the warning! But it gets worse:

they're trying to turn all of us into aliens. My proof: each year my forehead gets bigger.

[originalpckelly]

8. OMG!!!

You know what my eyes are starting to turn black all over! Mulder was right!!!

The TRUTH is really OUT there.

[Hugin]

7. *flash*

(ala.. Men In Black)

You weren't here posting on DU today... You were at the cleaners picking up a suit.
Then you went to the roller rink and bought a delicious hot dog and some pie.

[Sugar Smack]

:spray:

[originalpckelly]

11. "Did you ever flashy-thing me?"

Did you Prag? :rofl:

[Hugin]

16. Me?

Never... *flash*

You can't ever find your other sock so you walk around in miss matched socks.

Anyone care to add anything before the suggestion period wears off?

[originalpckelly]

17. Who am I?

What is this place?

[Beelzebud]

9. Nonsense! Everyone knows it's a plot by

the reptilian aliens to use us AGAINST the grey aliens!

:D

[originalpckelly]

13. Well...

this is all apart of bringing about the New World Order, a new fast food restaurant the Aliens invested in. This is just a big corruption scandal. Mr. Rove and the President invested in the NWO chain, and they went belly up:

[originalpckelly]

15. Maybe your right about that...

I have a Leopard gecko, and doesn't Leopold and Leopard sound alike? I think it is TOO similar. That gecko just lies around everywhere too.

[WI_DEM]

10. This will be in the World Wide News next week

[Sugar Smack]

12. Actually, I think The Lesbians are behind this.

*somebody stop me!* :rofl:

[KittyWampus]

14. Where's that picture of Rove posing as a terrorist? The one that was publi

published right before the POTUS election in 04? The one that was so pathetic the WH had to then release a 'REAL' terrorist video?

[originalpckelly]

20. BREAKING on PSBS: Message from aliens in response to our story...

"All your socks are belong to us."

[The empressof all]

21. Locking

This kind of posting is just not helpful.