Faux News Sunday afternoon: "Zarqawi Still Dead"

[Patiod]

I'm thinking this will be the headline for weeks

In other news, Nancy Grace still thinks that anyone accused of murder or rape doesn't deserve a lawyer....

Stay tuned for other important headlines.

[bookman]

1. Thank you Chevy. nt

:)

[Patiod]

2. True - my headline was a shameless Chevy Chase ripoff!

But it's the first thing that came to mind when I got on the elliptical at the gym, and saw the TV which is always tuned to Faux News.

The big headline at the bottom of the screen "Al-Zarqawi Dead". On Sunday. Afternoon.

[El Fuego]

3. "2,492 U.S. soldiers -- still dead."

Unfortunately, that headline changes every day.

[Lefty48197]

4. STILL dead? I thought he had come back to life.

SEE! Fox IS reporting news!

[Radical Activist]

5. Bill O'Reilly still full of shit.

How's that for a headline?

[gatorboy]

6. Last I checked it was 24/7 Rep. William Jefferson.

Cause they found their corrupt Democrat and, by God, they're gonna let you KNOW it!

[Patiod]

7. this is what happens when you only watch Faux at the gym!

I should have known William Jefferson was story #1, since my parents' wingnuts neighbors have been talking about nothing but Jefferson Jefferson Jefferson they're all crooks!

[UTUSN]

8. K&R #1 for Bwahahah !!1 Kick it up n/t

[Proud_Feminist4Peace]

9. WTF?

Why are they trying so hard to convince us? Do they have him in a box somewhere and checking it every so often? It is bad enough they are prancing around like the Munchkins in the Wizard of Oz over it, why the reminders?