Caption this cheney pic

[Kadie]

US Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured 02 June 2006, was accused by a top lawmaker from his own Republican party of obstructing a congressional probe into the legality of the US domestic spying program.(AFP/File/Jim Watson)

[wryter2000]

1. Watch out. It's loaded and I know how to use it n/t

n/t

[Swamp Rat]

2. "Pull my finger George"

[Paulie]

3. I told you Harvey not to play with those gay bunnies in public

Lets go hunting...

[Sanity Claws]

4. What a sack of lard!

No way he is keeping to a heart healthy diet with that paunch. Maybe we should send him some foie gras to help nature take its course.

[Xipe Totec]

5. And you're next...

:scared:

[Richard Steele]

6. "Mr. Cheney? The elevator is over here, sir."

[tigersumtin]

7. "Denny Crain"

"Denny Crain"

[BelgianMadCow]

8. Can I get back behind the curtain please?

he seems to be looking to exit the stage :-)

[misternormal]

9. I once got fired for sticking my finger in a pickle slicer...

she got fired too... Too bad, Now I'm VP, and I can have ice cream whenever I want to... If governments fall and there is no one around, does it make any niose?... Is that my rubber ducky???

[eppur_se_muova]

10. These columns ... I control them too. They are MY columns. MINE !!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (with reverb) {startled pigeons bolt}

[Gregorian]

11. *

I stole two elections. Started an illegal war. And all I got was this lousy leak plugger.

[BringEmOn]

12. I got your butt plug right here, Junior.

[diamondsndust]

13. Meet my son-in-law!

:rofl:

[zulchzulu]

14. "I didn't realize my hands were so short too..."

Short-dicked Dick. This would be a perfect picture to put next to the Webster's definition for "Penis envy".

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. "you aren't welcome here, YOU aren't welcome here, and YOU..

trying to live as secure as my little Mary and her "friend" do, well forget the fuck about too."