How disgusting is Ann Coulter?

[Cyrano]

Ann Coulter is so disgusting that:

A starving cannibal would flee in horror.

A drunk waking up and seeing her next to him would cut it off.

A nude shot of her would make a eunuch glad to be a eunuch.

She could terrify the most vicious junkyard dog.

Fundies could achieve total abstinence with a Coulter porn flick.

Suicide bombers would quit if told their 70 virgins looked like her.


Okay, your turn. Take your best shot.

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. Why do you think I chose to be gay? n/t

[dubeskin]

2. We could re-elect Shrub for another 4 more years

[rkc3]

3. Given the choice - Jerry Falwell would renounce Jesus

rather than copulating with Manny.

[SteppingRazor]

4. Ann Coulter is so disgusting that...

zombies accept her as one of them

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Rats eating out of trash cans look up and say when she walks by

"ewww what stanks"?

[AndyA]

6. Ann Coulter is so disgusting that...

a word doesn't exist that can adequately describe how offensive, disgusting, vile, putrid, repugnant, repulsive, sickening, rancid, bile laden, acid eaten bitch she really is.

Even the Mother of all offensive words, the one that begins with a "C" is not adequate.

[Lautremont]

7. ...her own bowel movements pray for her to flush quickly

so they can get away.

[Philosoraptor]

8. I would chew off my own hand to get away from her.

[shugh514]

9. Flies won't

land on her.

[npincus]

10. she doesn't cast a shadow

or have a reflection in the mirror

She's a demon's breath.

[lpbk2713]

11. She would have to be dead for a month to look any better.