CAPTION the Spinner-in-Chief

[Crankie Avalon]

"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF DIVERSION..."

[mrcheerful]

1. What me worry? Besides this is all mine.

[BOSSHOG]

2. dobson's got an anal probe this big

I had to publicly admit I hate gays, or else.

[rock]

3. How about the sounds of derision?

[acmavm]

4. How big an asshole am I?

[truth2power]

5. Is he wearing gym shoes?

[peekaloo]

10. I think that is a specially designed, Supreme Court approved ,Loafer.

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[July]

11. I'm glad I wasn't the first one to mention this.

I'm always pointing out the little man's attempts to be taller than he really is. Makes you wonder about his fragile little ego, doesn't it?

[diamondsndust]

6. I'm such a pretty ballerina!....... n/t

[FSogol]

7. "Look, I'm Wonder Woman!" n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. "Fuck if I know how this shit works."

[displacedtexan]

9. Look! It's Bush*'s idea of an "arms race!"

[smoogatz]

12. I feel pretty, oh so pretty--

I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight...!