Caption * giving his speech today

[Kadie]

President Bush makes a statement, Monday, June 5, 2006, in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the Marriage Protection Amendment that is now before Congress. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

[sutz12]

1. It is very important that we hate the right people.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

2. "I see Gay People"

[Kurovski]

5. Lol!

A winner out of the gate.

[Kurovski]

3. Not much going on there.

Sometimes he just looks like a scared little boy in the body of a criminal Pepublican nutjob.

Sad.

[JuniperLea]

9. I couldn't have said it better.... n/t

[Supersedeas]

4. Appease the Base - Image is Everything - Appease the Base - Image is Every

thing.

[MADem]

6. I know what he's THINNNNNNKING!!!!!

Here I stand, to hate the queer
Drawing my base ever-near.
Whipping up some hate and fear,
Damn, I really need a beer.

[Kurovski]

22. ...or this

Rove did his plannin',
the gays I'll start slammin'.

But don't Karl know,
I'm the man in Jeff Gannon?

[opihimoimoi]

7. The Dude is a JOKE...and he don't even know it, bwahahaha

[tridim]

18. I think he finally does know he's a joke

He's like a bully who got beat up by the entire class and is now being laughed at constantly.

How could he not know? This isn't the kind of thing Rove has to tell him about.

[opihimoimoi]

32. Its called DENIAL

LOL :BEER:

[madinmaryland]

8. Where's that Jeff Gannon fella?

heh heh heh!

[liberal N proud]

10. The gays people,,, Well,,, There gonna get you

you see there like the terrist only they are after your marriage.

[Felinity]

11. Somebody tell me

what the heck I'm talking about.

Where's Jeffy-boy?

EDIT: Ouch, I was second with the Jeff G reference!

[CoffeeCat]

12. My name is Ling Ling...

...I'm the new Pander Bear. I'll be making my first
appearance at the National Zoo in Washington, DC.

Come watch me snivel to the Fundies.

That's right...

Pander Bear...not-so-cute, not-so-cuddly--but I lie like a rug---maybe in front of your fireplace!

[RobertSeattle]

13. Hey - wasn't Eisenhower a known Adulter during World War II?

Oh, never mind, IOKIYAR.

[acmavm]

14. I wonder if they all know about Victor and me?

[Felinity]

16. Who is Victor? nt

[MADem]

19. Victor Ashe, run him thru Google!!! n/t

[Felinity]

24. OMG I was just hearing about this on Randi Rhodes

But you just drove me up a notch on the NSA hit list.

[Kurovski]

28. Regarding Victor Ashe...

Don't forget "pole" land!

[warrens]

15. Oh, man, am I a lying, opportunistic, demagogue whore!

God's gonna get me for this, I just know it. Well, hopefully he'll have to talk to Karl first. He'll be so busy arranging for Karl to be disemboweled in a fiery pit for eternity he might forget about me. But still, I'm taking a real big chance here.

[AndyA]

17. Take another look at the image of Bush.

If he doesn't have the look of a mentally disturbed person, I don't know who would. The man needs help.

[Felinity]

20. I saved it

I'm compiling a Bush admin family album. I renamed this one "tight underwear."

[leftofthedial]

21. and then I nibbled my way up Jimmy Jeff's inner thigh

all the way to his cannon

Gannon's Cannon--that's what he calls it!

God he's so dreamy and so strong

[Tyranikal]

23. gay marriage

ye if gay marriage is the biggest threat to the american way of life, that means divorce should be public enemy number 1

[Kurovski]

29. Welcome to the world of posting, Tyranikal !

I see you've already been a member of DU since 2004. :hi:

[Ganja Ninja]

25. "Please ignore my record. I'm a desperate man and this is my ..

last resort. I'm begging you to fall for this just one more time. If I can't get you to do this it means you hate me more than you hate gays. Please my Daddy is watching."

[amitten]

26. Ahhh....I love the smell of desperation in the morning...or night...

or whenever. These guys are REALLY grasping at straws!!!

[LisaLynne]

27. He looks completely desperate.

Like he knows nobody is going to buy this one. That is the face of fear. He was masking it, but we can't always hide all of our emotions from the video tape that sees even the smallest flashes.

[elehhhhna]

30. "Lookie here, see? JeffyLube was a threat tuh Laura an' my's marriage."

[Kurovski]

31. "Jeffylube"!

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

33. Victor/Victoria.

[Kurovski]

34. Kick(nt)