Let's Introduce a Constitutional Amendment Banning Adultery

[Stephanie]

Adultery should be a felony. Let's call it the "Protection of Marriage Act" - who could argue with that?

Also, let's ban vasectomies, make that a crime. Think of the unborn children whose lives would be saved! And vasectomies only encourage promiscuity and recreational sex.

[unblock]

1. ha! call their bluff and raise 'em!

but then, if they call OUR bluff....

:hi:

[mcctatas]

2. Sweet Christ...

don't give them any ideas...they'd probably burn the women at the stake and fine the men...zealots!

[Stephanie]

4. Not - they're all adulterers themselves

Remember when Gingrich led the impeachment proceedings and then had to resign because of his adultery?

[mcctatas]

7. Yes, but.....

republican sin is acceptable, just let one Democrat fool around on her spouse, and they'll be piling up kindling faster than you can say "Duck, Dick has a gun"...(but on the pro side, bush would finally have a use for all that friggin brush he loves to clear)

[hopeisaplace]

19. no, no, no, keep bringing it up til it's their idea

approval ratings should be interesting then :think:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. LOL! I've thought that - that'll teach the red states and the republicans!

Let's also make it a felony to charge your prostitutes to the RNC, like they did in NYC.

Or maybe just make it a felony to be caught doing something that you are trying to pass legislation against.

[Stephanie]

8. What is the language of the banning gay marriage amendment?

Let's rewrite it. I am so serious. Turn the tables on those hypocrites.

[meow2u3]

22. Now that's something I can go along with!

Or maybe just make it a felony to be caught doing something that you are trying to pass legislation against.

Forget the drug war! Let's declare a war against hypocrisy! Retool the Patriot Act as an anti-hypocrisy law and call it the SHIT act: Stopping Hypocrisy in Its Tracks Act.

[BeatleBoot]

5. George and Condi Wouldn't Go For It

Though Pickles might approve...




http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/

June 3, 2006 -- WMR can report that a Mayflower Hotel staffer has confirmed that First Lady Laura Bush spent at least one night this past week at the hotel, which is four blocks north of the White House. Mrs. Bush reportedly moved out of the White House after a confrontation with President Bush over his on-going affair with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. The Mayflower's official position on the story is that they can "neither confirm nor deny" the identities of their guests. Because it's penchant for security and secrecy is well known to the Secret Service, the Mayflower has become a reliable hotel for U.S. and international VIPs.

Some Washington observers believe that the recent flare up between Laura Bush and the president stems from the fact that her poll numbers are twice as favorable as her husband's (60 percent to 29 percent). Laura Bush's recent solo missions to New Orleans, Colorado, and an AIDS conference at the United Nations represent a virtual declaration of independence from the most unpopular president in U.S. history. "She's taking a page right out of Hillary's book," said one Washington pundit. Rice, on the other hand, has been very close and loyal to Bush since she signed on as his chief foreign policy adviser in 2000. WMR has been told of intimate encounters between Mr. Bush and Rice on trips to New York City (multiple occasions) and New Orleans following Katrina.

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[havocmom]

6. I'd be all for it, but it would give too much comfort to the wife

of my ex... She should always live with the knowledge that he is untrustworthy :evilgrin:

[Sal Minella]

9. Odd, how much comfort that provides, isn't it -- I want that woman

to have the thought, now and then, that she's married to a man who runs around on his wife......

[havocmom]

12. LOL Ah, a fellow traveler down the road from Older and Wiser.

;) Yep, I went on to be happy and secure. She doesn't have that option... but she got what she wanted and they both got what they deserve, trollop and tom cat.

Now, a law banning divorce, sure! :evilgrin:

[Sal Minella]

27. Or, she got what she THOUGHT she wanted -- as the Greeks used

to say, When the Gods want to punish us, they answer our prayers.

I listen to my lovely neighbor coping with her husband and it makes me grateful to be poor and single. It seems men get needier and needier and clingier as they grow older, while we become able to motate right on out into the world and do something socially useful.

And I find having white hair renders one invisible to much of society, which is rather useful at times.

Anyway, on divorce -- I think the native americans had the right idea -- matrilinear culture, and she can put his possessions outside the door and be rid of him, and still be in the social structure of her blood group (forget what that's called). The children have the support of the huge extended family and village.

Hard to beat a set-up like that, I'd say.

[Erika]

10. and divorce

People need to he held accountable.

We need to out law divorce.

Contact them at [email protected]

[Stephanie]

11. How did I forget DIVORCE!

Yes, we must ban divorce immediately!

[Erika]

13. The punishment for divorce should be at least 25 years

How dare they spit on the American family.

[Erika]

14. The same with female tubal ligations

We need to stop this promiscuity. People need to think before they screw. Where is their Christian/Muslim theocratic rules?

Have they no self discipline?

[flyarm]

15. oh and lets enact the viagra amendment..it really promotes promiscuity

and it fucking pisses off older married women!!

i really want that viagra amendment..and it should be imposed on all older men..and congress people from the republican party since they can't keep their weeners in their pants...

i want a viagra amendment because it promotes disease and tired old wives!!


enough is enough!!

men should be as old as their bodies are..without the aide of bullshit little blue pills!!

a friend of mine found one in her husbands pocket and the marital turmoil that occured..well it was ugly is all i will say!!

BAN VIAGRA..AND TELL BOB DOLE TO STUFF IT ..we will not put up with this shit any longer...let him use that crap...WITH THAT HAG HE IS MARRIED TO!

fly

fly

[Erika]

23. Sex should be used for procreation only

That's what sex is all about according to the creator and W's RR backers. You can't have all these adults screwing if there is no chance of a baby, can you?

[flyarm]

25. well than thats that !! viagra amendment..no viagra for men married to

menopausal or post menapause women..period the end..well that is the end of period...is it not?? and there should be a collection day for all little blue pills..turn them in or go to jail!!..could we make this amendment a felony charge??

that way we could scrap the republicans from voting in fla...lots of those little pills floating among all the senior republican sex gods in fla...

you know the ones i am talking about...the ones with little hair ..false teeth...and the twinkle in their eyes to any female under the age of 70...

yep i think it should be a felony...

turn em in boys..or you can never vote in fla!!

and no three strike policy..its once and your done!! get caught with those little love pills..and its over and out!!

fly

[gristy]

16. This is why we need Al Franken in the Senate

If anyone could offer up such a bill with straight face and get away with it, it'd be him.

[kestrel91316]

17. If we REALLY want to "protect" marriage, we MUST pass a

constitutional amendment prohibiting ALL divorce. Period.

Let's put our money where our mouths are, America!!!!!!!!!!

[Erika]

20. Indeed. Divorces must be stopped immediately

The gay influence is minute compared to divorce. We need a ban divorce amendment. NOW!

Let's protect our families.

[Erika]

21. So agreed. Let's save our families!

No more divorce!

[hopeisaplace]

18. ha, you made me laugh, but logical progression of thinking since

we're protecting marriage and the unborn. :think:

[longship]

24. Yes, make adultery a *felony* punishable by public *stoning*.

There's lots of shit in the Bible that should be put forth in Congress as Constitutional amendments.

Indeed, let's call these asshat's bluff. They want a theocracy? Let's show the public what that would really mean.

[opihimoimoi]

26. Alonf the way, lets Ban Lobotomies...Bush is an example of what happens

[pdxmom]

28. What I'd like to see is all the Democrats refuse to engage in this.

Don't debate it, don't vote on it, don't acknowledge it. Instead, set up hearings or news conferences or SOMETHING on the issues that actually need to be handled by this Congress. Set up a hearing on Haditha, set up a news conference regarding the real unemployment numbers (where are all those people who have been dropped off the unemployment rolls?). Talk about health care, or global warming. Look at how prepared we are for another terrorist attack.

The Dems should look at all these issues and work on getting out OUR message, instead of allowing themselves to be set up like this. As long as they react to it and continue to engage the other side, then this political gamesmanship just keeps going on. Once again, they will let the Repukes set the agenda and do nothing but play catch up.