Ladies & Gentlemen, time to put the shoe on the other foot:: Shrub & Condi

[Rosco T.]

At this point I don't care if it's true or not (I think it is.. there's enought to back it up). We need to start a massive, MASSIVE "viral marketing" campaign to get this out there and circulating.

Use all the zingers that Randi has been using (and more), the "my husband" comment, find that picture of her gazing loving at Shrub with the puppy dog eyes, spread it far and wide...

BUT NEVER SAY OUTRIGHT THAT IT'S TRUE!

"Isn't is terrible what's going around, and look at this picture... I suppose it could happen..."
"Damn.. it they went after Clinton, shouldn't we...."

for Max Cleland, for Clinton, for Kerry, for Gore, for EVERYONE ONE THAT THESE BASTARDS HAVE SMEARED..

In the words of a very wise (long eared) philosopher.. "of course you know, this means war.."

Payback time... in SPADES (Clubs, Hearts and Diamonds).

[eleny]

1. "People have said...."

Oh what the hell.

[jean]

34. " ... some say ..." ... " ... there are those who think ... "

[eleny]

41. "I've heard it said...."

:silly:

[KansDem]

43. And then when challenged, do a "Katie Couric"

...and say, "Oh, well, I'll have to look into that and get back with you..."

[eleny]

46. Oh yeah!

That's when you know you've won a debate. :party:

[central scrutinizer]

2. doesn't matter if it's true, just spread it around

every time they have to deny it, we win.

[SharonRB]

3. I so hope it actually is true, but even if it isn't

it makes for a good story that is now being told by more people than just us kidding around about it.

[ToolTex]

4. But Shrub and Condo are different colors! Un-Christian?

We need to get a quick ruling from Jerry Falwell or Pat Robinson on their affair. If he tries to lie about this he must be impeached. It is probably understandable, an Oedipus thing, Babs and Condo share top honors for ugliness; and if I had to go to bed with Pickles every night... Say no more! Say no more!

I say strip the lovers naked, put them in a birch-bark canoe with no supplies, and set them adrift in mid-ocean.

And I suggest black and white film for drama and comic irony.

[MADem]

17. But...but....I thought she was GAY!!! And he was, too!!!!

Maybe they're acting as beards for one another...it's hard out there in the closet!!!

Could it be that a closet door has swung open, a scandal is about to break, and they're getting with the "right" gender to deflect criticism, and get people talking 'bout cheatin' instead of that other speculation? It's sure hard to convincingly support any antigay legislation if you're found to be grazing in the other pasture, as it were...

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. Ain't paybacks a b*tch!

:rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. "Some people say..."

Isn't that the line they use before they do their slander dumps?

[The Magistrate]

7. That Sort Of thing Happens, Sir

There must be some explaination for their evident closeness, particularly since she is obviously not up to her official positions....

[Rosco T.]

9. "official postions".....

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

guess this makes the concept of "affairs of state" a whole new thing?

[The Magistrate]

15. Thank You, Mr. Roscoe

It is nice to have a double entendre appreciated....

[Rosco T.]

18. That's wasn't a double entendre, that was a 2x4 over the head (grin)..

.. ow!

[DoYouEverWonder]

31. I don't think her official duties

require standing up.

[The Magistrate]

32. Some People Like It That Way, Ma'am

Especialy more athletic types, fitness buffs and indeafatgueable exercise fanatics and such....

[patcox2]

44. I'm an out of shape middle aged guy,

and standing up is a fine position.

[Master Mahon]

8. But, but, but, but

I thought that the moron was having an affair with that
Guggert/Gannon male pimp military prostitute????????
Is the doofus really capable of two extra marital affairs at a time? :+

[Rosco T.]

11. well, he could have both at once... triple up and all...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[hwmnbn]

10. Yeah, they're doing the .....

horizontal hula. :puke:

I bet there's some kinkiness in there too. You know, S&M, light bondage sorta thing.

Condi can be a stern taskmistress, if you catch my drift...... Just a vibe but I think so.

[Poiuyt]

12. I had homosexual sex with George W. Bush while we were high on cocaine

I'm not gay, but if it will help, I'll take one for the team.

[dave29]

14. was that you? I thought I saw someone next to the horse and

underage children

[Spike from MN]

24. You, my dear sir, are a true patriot. n/t

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

38. "Man Claims Bush Coerced Him Into Gay Sex Encounter"

[Scoody Boo]

13. Yes, never let the truth get in the way.

Jesse MacBeth, and Jason Leopold have been stellar for us.

Bringing out something like this, that is probably untrue and is KNOWN to be untrue and then having it blow up is just ammo for the other side.

If it was true, fine. Not like this.

[Rosco T.]

16. Never said to say it was TRUE... just the "have you heard?"...

kinds like the famous six words from the new Doctor Who that took down the Prime Minister..

"Don't you think she looks tired?"

[Scoody Boo]

20. Still, just because the other side does it...

does not make it less unseemly when we do it.

[Rosco T.]

23. Difference is...

we have some things to back it up ("my husband").

and it's time they learned that payback is hell.

[The Magistrate]

19. All In Good Fun, Sir

And there is certainly a chance the pair are involved with one another....

[Scoody Boo]

25. Well, things like this usually start out in the gutter...

then get worse. There have already been several black woman/white man comments. I am involved in an interacial relationship myself so even in jest, such comments do offend.

[The Magistrate]

27. Fair Enough, Sir

'Twas an evening in November,
As I very well remember,
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride,
But my knees were all a'flutter
So I landed in the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Yes I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter,
When a colleen passing by did softly say,
'Ye can tell a man that boozes
By the company he chooses' -
At that, the pig got up and
Walked away.

[ToolTex]

29. Oh get real! I'm a fag. Do you know how far my arm

would have warn off if I wore that on my sleeve?

[Scoody Boo]

36. Well, I won't keep anyone from their fun...

I just expressed my thoughts on the matter and with this, I'll depart from this discussion. A sergeant of mine once advised, "Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get covered in mud and the pig will like it."

[tridim]

30. Damn man, give it a freaking rest

I already know you don't like Leopold because you've told us about 500 times. Find a hobby or something.

[DoYouEverWonder]

35. I heard there's openings in Iraq

for mercenaries. I don't know why our friend is still hanging around?

[Scoody Boo]

47. I already accomplished...

what I wanted with my time in Iraq. I have established my own business here in Texas.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. "I heard from a friend of a friend"

gossip spreads like wildfire, regardless of the veracity. And since these idiots only watch Fox News, they will be stammering.

[nomo]

22. Are there pictures?

A picture is worth more than 1,000 words you know.

[DoYouEverWonder]

33. There were a few a couple of weeks ago

It seems that Condi has been hanging out at Camp David a lot lately with Bush & Pickles.

There a couple of pics of them coming back to the WH with Bush hugging on Condi instead of his wife.

I think they might do the trick.

[DesertRat]

45. Here's one

5/26 boarding the chopper for Camp David

[TahitiNut]

26. No matter how much I detest these people ...

... I cannot participate in or condone innuendos that portray a close working relationship between a male and female as necessarily suggesting a sexual relationship. I think it demeans and besmirches anyone in a mixed gender working environment and fertilizes the dirt in which sexism grows. I've enjoyed many very good working relationships with women without the slightest sexual overtones and suffered the kind of sexist remarks that only sewer-brains appreciate.

Besides, it'd be one of the few "human" things either has done in nearly six years. I'd much rather they fuck each other than fuck over the world.

[The Magistrate]

28. Shades Of An Old Slogan, Sir

If Nixon did to Pat what he's doing to the country we'd all be better off."

[JuniperLea]

37. Ha! I remember that! Touche! n/t

[TahitiNut]

40. Yep. I have that Burma Shave sign along my Memory Lane, too.

It brings back some fonder memories of the early 70s. :dunce:

[catnhatnh]

39. My best friend's cousin.....

PERSONALLY saw them doing it-so THERE!!!We've got an eyewitness as good as any from the Pentagon crash....

[DesertRat]

42. Where's our Linda Tripp?

Actually, Monica Lewinski happily confessed all to her wired "friend". Condi's not that naive. And they don't even have to sneak around. She and * have good excuses to be together in the White House, Camp David, etc.