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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 05:54 AM
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Before you bolt the doors on another week, . . . . . . . please CAPTION!!!
Edited on Fri May-26-06 06:05 AM by skip fox


W. is saying: " . . . so I probably should have said 'Come and get it!' not 'Bring IT on!" . . . I can make a mistake every now and then. I'm only human you know."

Blair is thinking, "Yeah, . . . human Spam."
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Humor_In_Cuneiform Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:01 AM
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1. Bush is thinking "Yep, WE made some mistakes. WE, got it, WE?"
Blair is thinking, "I gave you the best years of my life, and look what it got me."
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:08 AM
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2. Blair is thinking - What a man, I can't wait until we get in the oval.
bu$h's mouth is open so obviously, shit is coming out.
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SunDrop23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:33 AM
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3. Bush "This knucklehead went along with me on the whole scheme."
...
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GreenCommie Donating Member (320 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:37 AM
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4. Bush:
"And then, I uh, er..." Damn. Forgot my earpiece today.
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GreenCommie Donating Member (320 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:39 AM
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5. Blair:
What was dumber? The American people electing this guy, or me following him?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:56 AM
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6. "And I tried to tell Bill Clinton that Saddam didn't have any WMD
didn't I Tony Boy?"
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:59 AM
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7. "What mistakes have we made?"
"I wasn't raised to admit mistakes. I doubt that Tony was, either....Tony? Yuh see, Mom thought that was a sign of weakness and below our place in society. We just didn't do it and I'm not about to start now!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 08:36 AM
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8. " . . . and really, a civil war is not a bad thing, and is better to get
Edited on Fri May-26-06 08:37 AM by skip fox
it over with soon. 'merica had to wait 50 years or something after our constitution to have one. . . . Now in Iraq, they don't even have a fully functioning government yet and they're already having one. . . . I think it's just another indication of how successful we've been."

And Blair is thinking: "Why did we fight the Revolutionary War? . . . We should have forced them to break off long before."
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Aiptasia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 08:39 AM
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9. Bush: "But my father had the recipt for WMD's."
Maybe Saddam re-sold them on the internets.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 10:38 AM
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10. "Actually my biggest mistake was not having the press ruled terrorists.
The all of you would have 1st hand material on Guantanamo!"
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 10:42 AM
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11. Bush:
Bush: "So first, our quarterback cuts hard left, jammin' the field."

Blair (thinking): I just asked you about the exit strategy, you sod.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:07 PM
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12. ". . . . Well, I used to use my right hand, but I've found I don't need to
do it when I give a lot of press conferences."
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:13 PM
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13. Lemmee see if I've got this right ....



Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Is that right?


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