I think I need to gouge out my eyes.

[TheWraith]

I'm watching Chris Matthews and Norah O'Donnell on MSNBC fighting over who gets to suck Bush's cock first. Matthews actually compared Bush's performance at the press conference to Lincoln.

Even scarier, Scarborough was on, and was actually acting like the voice of reason, second only to Keith Olbermann's appearence.

Yeesh.

[hippiechick]

1. Lincoln ... as in ... really stiff and sorta ... unalive?

:shrug:

[TheWraith]

2. Well, there goes Scarborough's brief affair with sanity.

That guy has got to be bipolar. That's the only possible explanation.

[TheWraith]

7. My god, Scarborough is going back and forth faster than a paint mixer.

Sane/crazy/sane/crazy/sane...

[driver8]

16. How can you guys stand to watch that clown??

When he is on Bill Maher, I cannot stand to listen to him.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

3. In another thread I said that Tweety and Nora must have heavy duty knee

pads. David Gregory is acting as a voice of reason too.

[rodeodance]

4. Scarborough on Tweety saying the 'admissions" were cynical. "language"

only problem! no substance.

[rodeodance]

5. says he agrees with David --it was rehearsed (Bush 'admissions").

[rodeodance]

8. well, seems like Joe S. is being truthful.

[eleny]

6. Scarb is still doing it

He's not buying W's schtick.

[rodeodance]

10. Gregory earlier said that Bush 'worries" that people will tune him out.

[rodeodance]

11. Evan Thomas said bush sounded 'depressive" tonight.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Oh, heck, that's normal for Tweety and Whora.

They're not worth gouging your eyes out for. Remember how Tweety was all hot over Shrub's manly package when he wore his sock-stuffed flight suit on the aircraft carrier? Check this out: http://mediamatters.org/items/200604270005 That's just what they do.

[rodeodance]

12. I missed Keith O. drats.

[eleny]

13. he'll be on in a minute!

[Maccagirl]

14. To the OP

You beat me to it-I was ready to post "Why doesn't Tweety and Whora just give * a blowjob on live TV and be done with it". It was truly sickening.

[driver8]

15. I would take two ice picks and shove them as far as I could -- right

into my eyes.

Then, I would take those same ice picks and jam them as far as I could into my ears...(maybe I'll do my ears first so I can see what I'm doing.)

Tweety is just waiting to put on those golden kneepads.

[eppur_se_muova]

17. Wasn't this a SNL skit (by Michael "Mr. Mike" Donoghue) ? nt

He later appeared in the persona of a Vegas-style "impressionist" who would pay great praise to showbiz mainstays such as talk show host Mike Douglas and singers Tony Orlando and Dawn — and then speculate how they'd react if steel needles were plunged into their eyes.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

18. "I think it would go something like THIS..."

a classic skit. I laughed so hard when I first saw it...

[lonestarnot]

19. OMG LOL n/t

[Deja Q]

20. No sex threads!

Besides, we're talking about Bush licking...

[Jacobin]

21. Tweety had multiple orgasms

I had to turn my head.

Norah squirted for crying out loud