Who put the mumps in Monday? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Please CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "We've been an English nation ever since George Washington discovered America and Abraham Lincon signed the Constitution. But we don't need an 'official' language to remind us who we are. We can remember. We're NOT stupid. Hell, Thomas Jefferson won us the Civil War."

[yellowcanine]

1. Any of you ever see a turkey gobble? This is how they do it.

[Sanity Claws]

2. What's with the hole in his throat?

I noticed this in some of his photos yesterday and in one today. I never saw it before.

[tridim]

4. Maybe it's to make it easier to remove pretzels as he chokes on them?

[Sanity Claws]

7. I'm serious.

I've never seen anything like that in a person. Could someone post this photo in the health section? Maybe a health professional who goes to that forum can figure it out.

[bluedeminredstate]

5. I was going to say something real nasty about Chimpy and

Dick Cheney, but I just can't bring myself to type it. :)

[iilana X]

3. "When I was speaking to God just now..." N/T

[jeff30997]

6. Charles Darwin never exited!

[TahitiNut]

8. {hawwwk!} {ptoooie!!}

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