pat robertson does it again. as i'm sitting at the computer

[catmother]

looking at the threads i have MSNBC on. i just heard that pat robertson said he had a revelation that in 2006 terrible things will happen. maybe even a tsunamai.

[arcane1]

1. OMG, is the meteor finally going to hit?

[catmother]

6. what's scary is that people really believe this asshole. the 700

club has been on for as long as i can remember so he's got a strong following. Jesus H Christ.

[yurbud]

2. in my revelation, I see a televangelist caught with a transvestite hooker

[catmother]

8. thank you. you just gave me the first laugh of the day.

[tenshi816]

33. Damn, wouldn't that be sweet?! n/t

[yurbud]

42. I wouldn't be surprised if he was one of the closet cases like Mehlman,

Scottie, and Bush himself.

[Mr_Spock]

3. Pat Robertson is batshit crazy and he belongs in an institution

Somebody lock him up, pleeeeese!!!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. And, as we all know,

it will be the fault of all the homosexuals.

[Patsy Stone]

17. Not Clinton? n/t

[OldLeftieLawyer]

29. You have the best name

and avatar on DU.

Every time you pop up, I break up.

Thank you.

Yes, it's Clinton's fault, too. I forgot to add that, since it's a given.

[Patsy Stone]

40. Mutual Admiration Society

I think yours is the best avatar on DU.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

41. Thank you

It's a picture of George W. Bush, deep in thought.

An hommage of sorts.

[sinkingfeeling]

5. My revelation for 2006: GOP loses big!!

[AlCzervik]

7. the terrible thins--robertson will still be on the air.

[catmother]

15. i remember years ago someone said that after a nuclear

explosion there would still be cockroaches and cher. well i'm going to add pat robertson.

[AlCzervik]

16. good call.

[SunDrop23]

9. In my revelation I see a televangelist run over by a combine.

[LSK]

10. worse than a tsunamai, the Dems will take back Congress

My God this guy can truly see the future!!!

[LaurenG]

11. Well shit I'll say that too, it's probably true

It's true every year though. He's a sick man.

[spanone]

12. If God reveals ANYTHING to Pat Robertson, I'm becoming an atheist.

Instantly.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

13. "Terrible things" happen every year. Kinda like predicting sunshine in AZ

What amazes me is that people actually send him and his scam-artist ilk money.

[porphyrian]

14. That's not all he was doing while you were at the computer.

There's a reason they usually don't show them from the waist down.

[catmother]

19. oh. you're going to hell. how could you say something like that

about a "man of god".

[porphyrian]

23. That was a foregone conclusion.

Besides, I'd rather be with all of my friends than the 700 Club assholes.

[hashibabba]

20. I have a revelation...

he watched that special on last week about the probability that there will be a tsunami in the Northwest.

[porphyrian]

26. The beauty of making claims like this is...

...that if it happens, he claim credit for knowing it would happen, and if it doesn't, he can claim his prayers/powers/whatever prevented it.

[catmother]

18. does anyone remember -- it was 10 or 15 years ago i think it

was billy graham who said god told him he would die by some date if he didn't raise a certain amount of money for his ministry. of course, the faithful made sure he got that money.

[dorkulon]

24. That was Oral Roberts.

In '87 he basically said that God would kill him if he didn't raise $8 million by a certain date. That's right--Jesus the extortionist. I would call him a douche, but really he's just another charlatan--the people who gave him money are the true idiots.

[catmother]

28. thank you. you have a good memory. i knew if was one of

those crazies.:puke:

is he still alive?

[dorkulon]

37. Yep--guess God spared him.

The guys got his own 'university' now.

[yurbud]

43. Pat is smarter--even when he does his healing thing, he leaves weasel room

"SOMEONE out there has a kidney stone that is being healed..." If you got a kidney stone and you aren't healed, you figure it was someone else.

[aden_nak]

21. Congratulations, Pat. You can read a weather forcast.

Now come back when you finally hear Jesus screaming at you to shut your vermin-infested cake hole.

[Skip Intro]

22. I think he predicted that there will be hurricanes during hurricane season

cue twilight zone theme...

[madinmaryland]

25. Apparently his God left him in the dark for at least a year!

before telling him the great tsunami would hit!

What an idiot!

[dorkulon]

27. Televangelist math:

[jobycom]

30. One day something he predicts will actually happen and he'll gloat

the rest of his life. He's the new Jean Dixon, but even less accurate.

[RB TexLa]

31. If Bobby Boucher can figure it out ...

"by leaving her predictions vague and generalized, there's less of a chance of someone findin' out she's a phoney."

[nealmhughes]

32. Pat's scary foresite:

The Democratic Party grows balls and takes both Houses of Congress!

[BeeBee]

34. Why do they still give this wacko airtime? n/t

[JackintheGreen]

35. Wait, wait! Let me try...

It will rain in Oshkosh sometime in the fall

The Cubs will lose at least twice more during the remaining season

Many nations, all playing some king of sport, will soon come together in western Europe to compete for some kind of international cup.

Pat Robertson will take a crap in May.

Just see if I'm wrong.

[idgiehkt]

36. God better get busy.

I mean, it's almost June.

[neoblues]

38. And here I thought... pat robertson does it again...

meant he made in his Depends® in front of everyone again...


He's always disaster mongering... apparently such things get him off (a sign of a personality disorder with anti-social symptoms).

[TlalocW]

39. Maybe he'll also scrunch his eyes really tight

And tell us the good things like God is healing a woman in Ontario of kidney stones.

TlalocW

[morningglory]

44. Yay!!!!!!!!!!! Hope it flattens a certain building in Charlotte, NC!

Falwell's ministry is there. Where is Robertson's? There. I want it to hit there. Just the two buildings.

[Marie26]

45. Please don't insult

Charlotte like that. :) Falwell's ministry is in Lynchburg, VA. Please re-direct your tsunami.