Merry Hoaxmas!!

[meisje]

[Maddy McCall]

1. Merry Hoaxmorial Day to you, too!

I'm grilling the Hoaxed Steaks... and having some Cold Hoax Tea.

Would you like some?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. Look at his hair

It's like this sprayed cumulus cloud that sort of hovers over his scalp.

It's scaring me.

Hold me.

[Maddy McCall]

9. Makes me want to find my umbrella.

That thar's one scary cumulus cloud! :D

:hi:

[tenshi816]

47. Also, it's like Jon Stewart once said,

Karl Rove is the only person alive with flesh-colored hair.

[robbedvoter]

52. You think "the Wilsons jumped the Shark" and wonder what crime

could possible Rove be accused of. So, the celebration at your house is genuine.

[meisje]

41. mmmmmmmm

[stepnw1f]

2. Merry Fitzmas

How's Abramoff, I mean Delay, I mean Cunningham, I mean Ney, I mean... oh never mind.

[Catherine Vincent]

3. Did you read that on some right wing blog and couldn't wait to

run over here and post it? :)

[CatWoman]

14. stupid is as stupid does

[Catherine Vincent]

36. LOL!

[Kingofalldems]

4. Why do you have Rove thumbing his nose at DU?

At least that's the way it looks to me.

[Maddy McCall]

5. You mean like this?

[symbolman]

7. Maddy, are you part of the "commie pinko fag"

Leopold hating, Will Pitt bashing, Raw Story sneering. GOP operative, Troll sneaking member of the "Hey I think there's something screwy about this story.." Cult too?

You appear to be assisting the enemy, a friend of Rove and I KNOW that the picture has been posted to make fun of Leopold, which you'll deny anyway, which proves I am right. :)

[Maddy McCall]

8. Why yes, I am.

I'm a Paid GOP Operative who infiltrated DU and posted 27,000 posts prior to this one moment of glory! It's been a long and arduous covert mission, but I succeeded!

I'm getting time-and-a-half on my paycheck this week--I pulled double shifts since Saturday! I'm going to buy a Hummer and then go shopping at Walmart with what's left.

Muahahahahaha!

How did you guess?!

:P

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. AND,

SHE GETS FREQUENT FLIER MILES, TOO!!!!

[Maddy McCall]

15. Hey, boss!

:hi:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

16. Yo

Ciggies at Walmart, Friday, after work.

[Maddy McCall]

24. LOL.

:spray: :rofl:

[symbolman]

18. It's the shit eating grin on that frog :)

You think YOU'Ve had it tough as a GOP undercover operative, I've had to hang out with people like Michael Moore, and get sued by Michael Savage, make hundreds of flash attack ads as cover, (even got a Hollywood Liberal award for some of my flash work, but they're easy to fool).. and boycotted Rush Limbaugh, costing him millions (it was monopoly money backstage)..

I even fooled MoveOn with my ARMY OF ONE ad which was shown 3000 times on the east coast during the primary, went on O'Reilly once and Scarborough twice.. and that's where I just about cracked, when Scarborough agreed with my ARMY OF ONE film supporting the troops, he got me so flustered I thought they were blowing my cover..

But the big bags of money are great aren't they? I'm going to fly up to the Tundra and blow holes in the Pipeline with Dick Cheney for a few days when this is all over - someone has to do it, he's a terrible shot, otherwise how could I spill millions of gallons of crude all over the caribou since it takes DAYS to shut off the Pipeline..

Them me and Jerry Falewell are gonna take one of those Sex Flights to Thailand to meet up with one of the Bush brothers.. Jeb's sending us a Brick of Pure Snow..

It's going to be party party party after this... now all I have to do is make a few more posts about how Leopold had a book out where he calls himself a drug addict, forger, admits to grand larceny, a whole bunch of stuff..

But the best part is, He's basically doing the JOB FOR ME! It don't get no better than that :)

[Maddy McCall]

27. Damn, dude. You're an overachiever.

You really didn't have to work THAT hard to carry it off. :D

[symbolman]

32. Well, like Bush

40 years of snorting coke, dancing on tables drunk and naked and blowing up frogs all came BEFORE I had to do any real work..

And I got Jesus too, in a Tupperware container, to keep his Holy Soul FRESH - everyone on the team gets a piece of Jesus, and a cup of Elvis Sweat..

We've been promised more MoJo, but Bolton hasn't sent mine yet..

[Redbear]

51. Regardless where anyone stands on the subject du jour ...

I personally thank you, symbolman, for the things you have done––including the items listed in your first two paragraphs.

[Harper_is_Bush]

19. and don't forget....by association, Will Pitt. n/t

[Maddy McCall]

28. I'll hate anyone for a dollar.

I'll even curse out Skinner at 3AM in a very public way.

Oops. I forgot...that's already been done. :(

[Maddy McCall]

40. Will may have been Leopoled.

[Gman]

10. Mandatory K&R #5

This thread has veiled allusions to Truthout, Jason Leopold and/or Pitt. The rules are this must be R'd to Greatest.

[Stevendsmith]

12. You've got 24 hours to retract this post!

Said in the voice of the tough cop chief from, oh, 85 percent of Stallone's "films."

[Ladyhawk]

30. 24 business hours, or just 24 hours straight...and please define

"business hours." I'm a little unclear on that.

[tritsofme]

31. 24 hours, or 24 business hours?

Inquiring minds want to know...

[Stevendsmith]

34. Don't you two hotshot cops talk back to me!

24 business hours!

Got me?!

[Kire]

42. How long is the lunch break each day?

[Ladyhawk]

13. I'm just one of those "wait and see" people.

Today, my hairdresser and I got into a religious/political discussion and something I said to her reminded me of my own values: When someone makes an outrageous claim, they must offer outrageous proof. Until then, the default position should be one of unbelief. It's not that I disbelieve the story so much as I require proof. I'm told proof is forthcoming this week and then, if it happens, I'll believe.

My mind belongs to me, not to Jason Leopold, Will Pitt, Truthout, Take Back the Media, Newsmax or anyone else.

[TahitiNut]

33. "We have to wait and see."

Candy: "We have to wait and see. I think that, for *everything* in life, you have to wait and see."


('The Cider House Rules,' book by John Irving)

[k_jerome]

17. please state the length of this holiday...

in business hours. to be clear.

[stop the bleeding]

20. he

who laughs last, laughs hardest.

[symbolman]

22. I'll be laughing from now until Rove gets indicted

and Fitz announces it, then it's party time for both of us :)

[symbolman]

23. Book'em Danno

Pure Horse (shit) :)

In reply to the hilarious Stallone reference, great stuff :)

[stop the bleeding]

35. I keep thinking of

champagne and orange jump suits.

I have waited many years for this moment, but Rover is just the beginning

I want Rice, Rumsfeld and Cheney, they need to pay.:argh:

[Gregorian]

21. Heeeeeeeere's Elmer!

[motocicleta]

25. I'm not entirely sure what you geniuses are trying to say

but I don't particularly think it's funny that we got fed a pile of crap, OR that Rove isn't getting indicted. Perhaps someone could explain what I am missing.

[Harper_is_Bush]

38. It's a play on words

and how exactly do you KNOW for a fact that we've been fed a pile of crap at this point?

Or that Rove isn't getting indicted.

I think you're missing more than I can 'splain! Did you just show up yesterday?

[motocicleta]

39. No, I understand.

I'm just pissy that we're making light when we don't know if the indictment is real or fake. If the story was wrong, I'll be pissed. If it's right, I'm gonna throw stones at all the people making fun of Leopold and Pitt. I just don't agree with people talking shit when they don't actually know anything yet. Call me crazy.

[Kire]

43. You're not crazy.

oh never mind

[Maddy McCall]

46. Did you mean "genii?"

:silly:

[motocicleta]

54. Nah, I meant frickin geniuses.

Obviously everybody is so much smarter than I because I can't figure out where Fitzgerald was on Friday, and because I have never believed in Pitt or TO enough to be pissed when they were proven wrong on the first story. I don't trust any journalist enough to trust them on a story like this until I actually see a guy in handcuffs. Which means, to me, that I am clearly lacking some genius faculty that everybody else around here seems to have.
Not that I am missing it, fyi.
That means for your information, fyi.

[Autonomy]

26. By the Rovian calendar

It's 5 days past Hoaxmas, which makes today the Feast of the Renunciation Eve.

[Maddy McCall]

29. ...

:spray:

:rofl:

[Wheezy]

37. doggammit, you guys

are going to make me do my own research, aren't you.

Where's my monkey?????

[Swamp Rat]

44. GULP!!! ... Merry Fitzmas!

:9 :D

[genieroze]

45. Did thruthout get punked?

[Snivi Yllom]

49. on the next episode of punk'd

[VolcanoJen]

48. Too bad it's too late for...

Hoaxo di Mayo.

Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day. This Leopold thing is giving me a headache behind my left eye. :-)

[Freddie Stubbs]

50. Are we supposed to exchange presents?

[Marie26]

53. You just know Rove is laughing right now

Personally, I'm starting to wonder if his side was the original source for this story. What better way to discredit the left-wing blogs & alternative news sites?