In Depth: Tensions Rise On 30th Parallel, IEDs Found

[politicaholic]

National Guard Trooper Escorts
Nasty Illegal Immigrant Back To
Where She Belongs...Her Mommy.

5/16/2006
Desert Runner Weekly
Barbaquedimmigrantville, TX - "This is the second time I've been deployed to Texas so the president could look good," said Spec. Carson Tucker of his latest assignment, "it makes me wish I were back in Iraq."

In the latest effort to avoid having to deal with his failings, President Bush addressed "the most pressing issue facing our nation today"...employed people. He has committed 6000 National Guard troops to protect against the poorest and worst dressed army to attack the US since the Great Welfare Recipient Insurrection of '82 (thankfully staved off by Ronald Reagan's super human strength...what a guy).


One nation...under-ployed...and divisible.

"Yesterday we found an IED (Immigrant Employment Device), but we blew it up before it could be used for illegal under paid wages." Sgt. David McGarcia told reporters standing in front of the device.

A witness at the scene was quoted as saying, "I don't want to be unpatriotic or nothin', but I sorta needed that IED to mow my lawn."

Unlike Iraq, they do have an exit strategy, which is: Do this until the next president figures out that its a colossal failure and waste of money, and then chastise him for any decision he makes.

[leveymg]

1. Big-picture perspective can make you dizzy. K&R

Tensions on the 30th Parallel. LOL