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Edited on Sat May-13-06 12:01 PM by BerryBush
He is rushed to the hospital and it looks as if something is suddenly and seriously wrong. Other than that, information is kept at a minimum by the White House. All we know is that he is in the hospital and the situation is being monitored.
We go through a few days of not knowing what is really going on.
Suddenly--within moments--the attitude toward him changes to "OK, I don't like the guy and what he's doing at all...but I don't wish DEATH on him."
This becomes the new majority sentiment.
Of course there are extreme lefties who do then actively wish death on him...but they sure as hell don't want a President Cheney. And the fact that Cheney will then be, for the time being at least, acting president is terrifying enough. Even they can't help but wish for their "buffer" back. And of course, if any of them, despite all that, DID express any sort of untoward glee, he would be instantly beaten down as a cold-hearted creep.
As for other lefties, they are stuck in the same conumdrum...sure, I hate Bush, but man...I hate Cheney more...not that there is that huge a difference, but, DAMMIT, BUSH, GET BETTER SOON! PLEASE!!!!
I tell you, it'd work better and faster (and with less planning, fuss and track-covering) than, say, staging another "terra" threat or event.
edited to add: When he is eventually rolled out of the hospital...smiling weakly and waving...Laura his faithful wife by his side...to a street lined with cheering people holding up signs...his numbers will shoot right back up there.
For a while, anyway.
I would be smart...make sure he is given not just a temporary medical problem but one that could "recur" at any time...he's out of the woods now...but it could "come back" later. That way, we can give him a little oomph in the polls whenever the chips are down again.
I would also be sure that it was explained that part of the reason for the direness of his crisis was the strain he had been under from having to serve as president at such a difficult time in our nation's history...a time of terra...a time of war...a time when he was so under fire from so much criticism from so many quarters, when all he really wanted to do is the best job he could as president. That would be sure to guilt his critics into silence, or at least encourage his supporters to help guilt his critics into silence.
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