Funny Conservative Post Here

[Jason9612]

Has anyone watched CNN or NBC?

These liberal activists need to be shut down, we need to come together in the name of Juses Christ our Lord and Savior to end their propaganda.

Steven Colbert needs to be fined and thrown in jail for insulting our president.

Bush has been chosen by God to lead our great country and God himself has spoken to him.

We must turn to the Bible for answers to our godless liberal traitors.

The Bible commands us: "you must kill him, your hand must strike the first blow in putting him to death... You must stone him to death, since has tried to divert you from Yahweh your God...." (Deuteronomy 13:7-11)

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[annabanana]

1. not Conservative

Dominionist, Theocratic
(and quite messed up)

Welcome to DU!

[SteppingRazor]

2. Zzzzzzz

:boring:


There was a time when I actually used to get upset over people like this. But that was back when I thought there were a lot more of them than there really are.

[cdb]

3. Bush has been chosen by Satan to lead our great country ...

... and Satan himself has spoken to him. I bet he talks to Cheney quite a bit, too...

[JuniperLea]

6. Good one!

The Bible talks about being confused by the two... and about discerning who is who... I've no doubt you are correct and that Bush is confused. You can argue Fundies on their own level and really piss them off... I started participating in this sport at about age 13.


:)

[JuniperLea]

4. That's not funny

It is sick, cruel and violent. Someone needs to show that asshole the part of the OLD Testament that talks about a war in heaven and the devil's dominion over the Earth and the fact that god gave us all free will. And the parts of the NEW Testament where Jesus speaks out against violence and hatred.

The Bible is a very conflicted piece of literature.

This asshole and his ilk are dangerous.

[maxrandb]

9. He's obviously an "Old Testament Christian"

those are people that claim to be Christian, but are so slow they haven't read past the book of Deuteronomy yet.

[JuniperLea]

13. Heh! n/t

[Little Star]

5. Well I'm gonna pay the fine and bail Stephen Colbert out!!!!!!!

[gratuitous]

7. Stone him to death!

"Let the one who is without sin throw the first stone." I remember reading that somewhere, but where?

And who is "Juses" Christ?

[Lusted4]

8. Go ahead dumbass start a war with the liberal beast

For they out number you two to one and will smush you like the pee ant you are.

[MissMarple]

10. Shred the Constitution. Trample it in the streets.

Forward with the divine right of kings. Later the powers that be will see that no God is necessary, and the U.S. will become a full blown dictatorship. And, of course, the dictator will be draped in the American flag holding a crucifix on high.

These guys have no idea how seditious they are.

[sinkingfeeling]

11. Dear Idiot, This is the United States of America, founded on the

principles of freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom of the press. Love it or leave it!

P.S. I think you will be in for a real surprise when your God (what happened to Jesus?) judges you and G.W. for your acts and not your blasphemy.

[riona]

12. CNN, NBC Liberal???

:rofl: :crazy: :rofl:

[fob]

14. I love how DU smilies pop up when you post bible verse references

The Bible commands us: "you must kill him, your hand must strike the first blow in putting him to death... You must stone him to death, since has tried to divert you from Yahweh your God...." (Deuteronomy 13:7-11)

That one is particularly funny in contrast with the actual language of the verse!

The only one that may have been better would be for :smoke: to have shown up in reference to the "you must stone him to death..." part.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

15. Link?

I fail to believe that this is an actual post. I'm leaning towards the idea that you just made it up.

[Jason9612]

16. I did not make this up...

It was an actual thread in a conservative forum, called "Ending Liberal Propaganda". I took some of the responses from fellow DU'ers and gave him a nice little response. I'll post the link later if you want.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

18. Umm..

Why later?

[Hubert Flottz]

17. Where have I heard that kind of stupidity?

The SS oath to the Fuhrer

'I swear to thee, Adolf Hitler, as Fuhrer and Chancellor of the German Reich, loyalty and bravery. I vow to thee, and to the superiors whom thou shalt appoint, obedience unto death, so help me God.'



Quotes from Hitler's fellow Christian Henchmen and Christain Nazi Sympathizers

Hermann Göring

God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, that he was sent to us by God to save Germany.
-Hermann Göring (Hitler's Elite, Shocking Profiles of the Reich's Most Notorious Henchmen,"

We believe that the Fuhrer is fulfilling a divine mission to German destiny! This belief is beyond challenge.
-Rudolf Hess, speech, 20 June 1934

Heinrich Himmler

I swear before God this holy oath, that I shall give absolute confidence to the Fuehrer of the German Reich and people.
-Heinrich Himmler, reminding his hearers about the oath taken by all SS men as well as by the military forces (Hitler's Elite, Shocking Profiles of the Reich's Most Notorious Henchmen,"

He who serves our Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler, serves Germany and he who serves Germany, serves God.
-Baldur von Schirach (speech to Hitler Youth, 25 July 1936) MORE...

http://jews-for-allah.org/messianic-jews/christianhisto...