Seriously. Say one nice thing about Bush. (If Hillary can, I can.)

[BurtWorm]

He's mortal.

[MallRat]

1. Apparently, he's a pretty good golfer & fisherman.

Now, watch this perch!

-MR

[AndyA]

2. I wonder if Bush realizes he's mortal... n/m

[rniel]

3. I'm trying really hard

He likes to fish. So do I. That's about all I could come up with.

[Ohio Joe]

4. ummmm

Sorry, I can't think of anything.

[bryant69]

5. He's a good bad example.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. You fell for another Bush lie!

He's really undead!!

[BurtWorm]

21. Ha ha!

:rofl:

You mean I really CAN'T say one good thing about Bush?!

[Nickster]

7. Ummmmm, he's interested in children's books?

[Roland99]

8. Let's see....

He's a good Christian....um, nope.
He's raised two well-behaved daughters...um, nope.
He's bettered America since taking office...um, hell nope.


Damn...I'm stuck.

[TechBear_Seattle]

9. He won't be running for a third term

Sorry, that's about as nice as I can get with him. But it is a nice thing to say. :hi:

[MallRat]

23. Why are you so certain?

With a couple of signing statements, Bush can render even the most inconvenient of constitutional laws irrelevant.

Who needs Presidential term limits? :eyes:

[wtmusic]

10. He's mobilized his opposition nt

[Sugar Smack]

11. He did a convincing performance of himself in Farenheit 9-11.

[katinmn]

12. I have bonded with many wonderful people across the country

who share an intense hatred for junior.

That's the best I can do.

[NewJeffCT]

True - I did find DU because of him

Thanks George.

[exlrrp]

13. He never F******d his mother

At least I think he didn't. About the only one he hasn't f****d, tho

[NewJeffCT]

Can you produce the evidence that he didn't?

He hasn't denied this allegation, has he?

[Roland99]

22. .

:puke:


:spray:

[xultar]

28. ...

:spray:

[libhill]

96. Actually -

I think he had the hots for My Pet Goat :)

[Gidney N Cloyd]

He believes the perch and man can coexist?

[mopinko]

14. mortal is a good one.

probably won't get that old.

[myrna minx]

15. He's a uniter.

He's united his opposition.

[xultar]

31. That one is FANTASTIC. I'd have never sought out DU if he hadn't

been elected.

[SunDrop23]

62. He's most certainly united US!!!!

Heckuva job!

[SteppingRazor]

16. 35 years ago or so, he threw a HELL of a good party n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. He's compostable

[woo me with science]

60. Eh, I'm not sure...

Would you eat tomatoes from that plot of ground?

I wouldn't.

[NewJeffCT]

18. He signed the "Do Not Call" thing into law

I'm struggling to find something else.

[bunkerbuster1]

92. And the off-road diesel pollution standards.

That's about it.

[lonestarnot]

19. Burt Worm, you've been drinking! Mortal? LOL

[Hubert Flottz]

20. He's the very,very, very best...

that the GOP has to offer!

EDIT and GREAT at lying!

[tjwash]

24. I can't think of one damn thing.

:shrug:sorry

[xultar]

26. You're not trying hard enough. He has a great shit-eating grin.

Give it a try. It can be quite fun.

[xultar]

25. He pretends to cut brush quite nicely.

[jayfish]

27. He Tells Great Fish Stories. -NT-

Jay

[NYCGirl]

29. He has a great dog. Barney is really cool. NT

[Spazito]

30. He IS a uniter!

He has united 69% of Americans against him and the 'job' he is doing, lol.

[grytpype]

32. Ask me to say a few good things about Nixon.

Much easier than Bush.

[baby_mouse]

33. He has a lovely smile.

And he does funny things, like fall off bikes.

[seabeyond]

34. seriously, no. this is not about weighing my ability to be balanced.

seriously this is about a man that is imcompetent and has been a failure all his life making too many mistakes and breaking laws at whim and is a lousy president. i dont need to find something nice to say about the man. that isnt my job

[xultar]

39. Oh my gawd. I can't believe people are so stuck they can't play

along. GEEZ. It isn't about being balanced. It is about having fun and well apperantly some just can't release enough to have a little fun.
How sad.

[seabeyond]

47. well,

and how sad that you would make so many assumption without knowing wtf you are talking about

i have been on a mixed dem and republican board the last week, and i have heard this bullshit about bush for a while. while i am trying to be patient and discuss things fairly and with reason, seeing both sides, these people could NOT get to the point of looking at themselves and recognizing where there may be issues in the republican party that has created so much of this mess. the talk about the hatred we have for bush, .... i dont hate bush.... and how we do it for snitty reasons, certainly nothing with validity yet at every turn anything that bush has done that has cause anamosity with his administration is dismissed and ignored or made excuses for or fingers in the ears and la la la la.

one of the favorite questions is .... say something good about bush, i bet you cant. the whole purpose for that is to pounce and win

so though you may see my answer as shallow and inable to play a game and a huge geeeez from you.... you make up a whole story to my answer without having a clue as to why i answered as i did. and mostly,..... i am fuckin sick and tired of the jumping on a post thinking a person knows what the f* the person is talking about and dissing them good, just cause..........

every turn, every board. it is as if people just have no concept of civility,...... trash at will

my answer in this thread is as valid as anyone playing the game.

if this post is a how sad for you, what you muct go thru in your daily life.

[xultar]

71. I always get sad when people can't find the funny side of tough

situations. sometimes a smile brings ideas and helps us all to cope. Being so serious and missing the fun can actually slow movements and imagination and ideas.

Finding the fun will help us tremendously. Think of Stephen Colbert. Did you find the fun in that situation. I mean he was making fun of a tragic, murderous and lying administration. He even found something good to say about Shrub. Albeit a slap in the face.

Lighten up. Someone might need you to lean on to see the light @ the end of this long dark tunnel.

I find it funny you think my post is trashing. Just trying to find your fun button. Maybe some don't have one. Oh well. :shrug:

[seabeyond]

83. or a simple

i hear ya would of sufficed, instead of then going into assumption i dont have a sense of humor or take things litely at times, this just not being one of them with this particular thread.

knock knock

[xultar]

88. I hear ya!

:pals: I'll do the funny. You do the serious. You need my shoulder and a laugh come on by.

[warrens]

35. He would look very nice in a jumpsuit, I'm sure.

[xultar]

36. Orange jumpsuit...nize!

[woo me with science]

61. LOL! Good one! nt

[proReality]

37. He is the best

figurehead diversion the GOP could have come up with to try and keep our minds off what they're doing behind the curtain.

[sam sarrha]

38. well... he's like Jesus, he can make Fishes bigger..and he's full of loafs

he can pinch off a loaf on demand and polish it into gold... !!

[Javaman]

He maybe a moron* but...

He's not not stupid...Sorry but that's the best I can do.

[jojo54]

40. He rides at least.

...and I'm very happy to say that I'm sure he's fallen off his high horse many times. :rofl:

[Spider Jerusalem]

41. His neckties are usually very nicely knotted.

That's all I've got, I'm afraid.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

42. He has proven H.L. Mencken right.

“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” - H.L. Mencken

[wtmusic]

43. He rides a bike

Maybe that's convinced someone to pedal to work.

About the best I can do.

[teenagebambam]

44. He can fit a megaphone in his mouth

[Nightflurry]

45. Well... there WAS that 'Do Not Call' List..

That's the only good piece of legislation he's ever signed I think, cut my telemarketing calls I get to ZERO.. they've come back but only about 1/3 as much as before.

And he did trumpet that bill.. so yeah, I give him credit on that one little thing.

[regularguy]

46. He doesn't have that typical Republican hair-helmet.

Other than that, I got nuthin'.

[against all enemies]

48. He's very good at destroying democracy.

[xultar]

68. Very good. Good post.

[mondo joe]

49. He's better looking than his mother.

[Cha]

54. Not by

much.

[sarge43]

69. A komodo dragon is better looking than that gorgon.

Apologizing to komodo dragons and gorgons one more time.

[davekriss]

50. There is ABSOLUTELY nothing good...

...that can be said of this man who has unleashed so much pain and suffering on the world. Nothing good at all. Period.

[jean]

51. He is consistent Monday/Wednesday, no matter what happened Tuesday

[11 Bravo]

52. The White House toilet paper bill has been cut in half because ...

he's too stupid to wipe his own ass.

[Cha]

53. he's an idiot..that's the nicest

thing I can say about the &*(^%$$!

[BurtWorm]

56. That WAS the nicest thing anyone ever said about Bush...

:cry:


:hi:

[mb7588a]

55. He's pretty damn good at politics. nt.

[Cha]

57. he would look so

good without the fucking media up his ass.

[bigmonkey]

58. I got this from a Hawaiian spiritual teacher, third hand.

You could even use it for Stalin, or Pot Pot, or a German leader to be named later. "His exhalations feed the plants."

[FuzzyDicePHL]

59. He never took a dead fetus home to show his kids

the way pRick Sphinctorum has.

At least, NAFAIK...

[woo me with science]

63. He makes people feel good about their language skills. nt

[tjwash]

64. He injures himself quite often. That's kind of cool.

[Sydnie]

65. He, as of yet, has not puked on any foreign heads of state. n/t

[sarge43]

66. Well, as far as I know he's

stopped picking his nose and chewing 'baccy -- in public, anyway.

[Marr]

67. He fucks up EVERYTHING he touches. He can't even speak a sentence

without fucking it up.

Damn- I started out trying to say something nice. Guess I can't. Sorry.

[OneBlueSky]

70. he has a nice dog . . .

hell, the mutt's gotta be nice to put up with that idiot . . .

[tjwash]

72. He's great at apologizing to the Chinese, and selling them our debt.

[leftofthedial]

73. he doesn't stink as much

as some of the other putrid globs of maggot-infested flesh I've encountered

[Touchdown]

74. He laughs like Beavis.

I used to like Beavis.:D

[foo_bar]

82. you're thinking of Butthead

"Huh huh." -Dubya

[bunkerbuster1]

94. No, Beavis.

Well, if you think * laughs like Jon Stewart has him laughing, that "heh heh heh" thing.

And that'd be Beavis.

[foo_bar]

101. Butthead says "huh huh", Beavis goes "eh hee hee hee!"

I heard Mike McCurry in the spin room afterwards making fun of Bush's laugh, saying it was a Beavis-&-Butthead kind of laugh, only they didn't know if it was Beavis or Butthead.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/10/14/05153/514

[HughBeaumont]

75. His layer of Teflon is FAR more impressive than Reagan's.

Really.

[ChickMagic]

76. He seems to reallly like his dogs

Barney, the other one and Condi.

[hyphenate]

85. Sorry; Condi's not a dog

She's a bitch. :) (Pun intended)

[ChickMagic]

93. LOL

Ya got me.

[Alamom]

77. He's good at finding some of the best & smartest

crooks & criminals in the country to appoint to gov. offices & positions. They're everywhere and they all made it a while before the indictments & arrests began.


May they continue full speed. (The indictments & arrests)



This may not count as I'm sure he had help finding the crooks and criminals.

[Rocknrule]

78. He hasn't killed as many people as Hitler

Yet

[The Witch]

79. He created the New Freedom Commission

that called for better treatment for people with mental illnesses. I know because I spent some time working with its offshoots. There are national anti-stigma campaigns and calls for integrated community-based care that will prevent kids, particularly underprivileged kids, from being locked up because the system can't handle them or be forced into residential care that separates them from their family.

There. A doggone policy success. i don't know if it was his idea to start with, but it is something that I can honestly say has spawned some good results.

Whaddaya think, am I a traitor to DU?

[Felix Mala]

80. He seems to have had at least one, maybe two successful spermatozoa

[bigtree]

81. good with brush

[hyphenate]

84. Sure--this is an easy one

Without W, we would certainly have never known the depth of the pukes' greed, intolerance and arrogance, and we would never have known what it would have been like to have our nation hit rock bottom. We must thank him for that insight.

See? That WAS easy! :)

[ncrainbowgrrl]

86. He got me to become a political activist ( does that count)

:evilgrin:

[ripple]

87. He's constantly inventing new words...

...or revised versions of the old ones. Nucular, misunderestimated, etc.

[Robbie Michaels]

89. Hmmm

He proves that you can accomplish quite a bit with a "C" average. Okay, he had some "help" along the way but it does give a little hope to slackers.

[earth mom]

90. He's a damn good liar...

fooled the freeps for years now, though some are finally waking up, miracle of miracles!

[taterguy]

91. He's a fan of Alejandro Escovedo

[w8liftinglady]

95. he makes most people look really smart :)

[WI_DEM]

97. I pass

[kerry-is-my-prez]

98. He's showed all the stupid people that THEY can be President too

n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

99. He pretty much doesn't need a crash helmet.

He's done several face plants off his bicycle and aside from a few scratches and bruises he came away unharmed.

[Ganja Ninja]

100. He never lost a battle with a potato chip. n/t