I offered my new cReep neighbor enlistment forms....

[elehhhhna]

LOL Mister Napoleonic complex ( all 5'7' him) says " I agree with your bumper sticker (Out of Iraq NOW) 'cuz we should invade Iran". I says "Yeah? Cool! I've can print ya an enlistment form now if ya want one." He says' "Well if I didn'thave 2 kids and a wife I'd go."


Hunnys' all "Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup don't start..."

I'm like "Hey, when I wanna humniliate him I'll just STAND UP". (I'm 6'1")



Next time.

[deadparrot]

1. He's under impression that our troops in Iraq have no families?

;)

[CarbonDate]

5. Maybe. Or else he's just a coward.

And I resent the implication that the fact that he has reproduced makes his life worth more than mine.

[elehhhhna]

12. plus his kids are girls so from what i gather

they don't matter to him THAT much, anyway.

[johnnypneumatic]

2. yeah that's a bs excuse

lots of older guys in the national guard had to give up good jobs and say goodbye to their families, it's not just 18 year olds in the army now is it, my little warmonger neighbor?

[Botany]

3. I am 5'9" and 190

a little fat but a little strong too. I got a young repug all scared last feb. He was seeking
signatures to get on the ballot to run for state rep in Ohio. He knocked on my door .....
I asked him if supported the President ..... he said yes .... I offered to drive him to the
recruiting station ..... he ran and jumped in the car that was being driven by his mother.

I betya that there is 135,000 college repugs across the country .... time to sign their asses up
and let our boys come home.

[elehhhhna]

6. LOL botany, but I'm a girl!!!

"a little fat but strong, too " lol cute

[Botany]

13. post # 3

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x8271

that would be me ..... the guy in the picture ..... the size 34 jeans just don't do it anymore.
:rofl:

[elehhhhna]

15. oh heck yeah the size 34's are fine

if ya pull them down far enough. Ask my husbum.

[Mr_Spock]

4. Nice, though this person doesn't appreciate the short comment

What does that really have to do with anything?

[elehhhhna]

7. I'm sorry Spock but as an extremely tall woman I can spot a Napoleonic

asshat a MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE away. He was one. C'mon...I'll bet you know the type. You've met them too.

[Mr_Spock]

8. Sure, I call it "short mans syndrome"

...but I'm short so I can get away with it.

[elehhhhna]

11. Cool...

Ya know I can detect cool people of all heights.

[ismnotwasm]

9. You tell that little

Dickhead that my DAUGHTER served in Afghanistan for a year away from her son. We watched him. He spent his first year in Kindergarten with us. She missed that. There is plenty of room in the armed forces for him. His wife and kids can get base housing and medical care.
His fucking turn since he thinks he can spout off bullshit like that.
:mad:

[elehhhhna]

10. deep breath, isnot...

you are a good person. I will NEVER let an asshat spout that crap on my driveway, even here in Sugar Land, Texas, where the Reeps wil shout ya down...DO I CARE? HELL NO!

[ismnotwasm]

14. Ok, deep breath....

They still piss me off though. I always tell 'em to go enlist. I know a couple of young men with fairly mild criminal records that spout that shit. They say "I'd go but I have a record" I just tell the standards have dropped considerably, and to talk to their local recruiter.

They shut up.

[Ouabache]

20. fairly mild criminal records can be erased with military service

true. Tell them to talk to a judge and a recruiter, get that slate wiped clean, it will look better in their obituary.

[GrumpyGreg]

16. Is a 6'1" person superior to a 5'7" person? Just curious.

[elehhhhna]

17. no, more like intimidating,

especially when the latter is a chickenhewk

[tabasco]

18. They love to watch war on teevee.

It's the only source of pride in their miserable lives. They love to watch the USA bomb some third world country. They think they are better because they are murkans. They don't give a damn about the troops.

[Lars39]

19. One of the latest hurt, Johnny Belisle, has *four* children.