I'm afaid that even Project X might not pull it out for America...

[Hubert Flottz]

We may run out of gas on the way to our next contact, or be summarily clobbered in our sleep by the you know whats...Whatever you do don't ever trust them, even if they look like your next door neighbor...Avoid all eye contact...if they have no eye...avoid all contact...that is all...

[Hubert Flottz]

1. I've even quit cutting my grass on Sunday, because they may be

watching me...out there somewhere...watching me...I'm so paranoid...I wish it was 2000 again...Things have really gone to HELL!

[Champion Jack]

2. The owl walks down the hall

Need I say more?

[Crankie Avalon]

3. The sphincter is clenched.

Repeat, THE SPHINCTER IS CLENC..........bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Roger----D...on that SPHINCTER in a bind...

America's @$$hole has slammed shut and the sign is now in the bunghole...no time left to plant the new aspen shoots...those evil roots are intertwined anyhoo...and the holy hog roots in belly of the royal ranchouse...this is not a drill....zizzzz...beep...that is all...

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Wisdom is extinct in the big white house by the polluted Potomac

The kkkrazy Cowboy is in the corn...24/7...that is all

[Crankie Avalon]

5. The purple crayon has been engaged on the map of Iran...

...underline, the purple crayon is in motion.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. The purple things throb with delight and the drums say A-okay...

The wimpy warchief will decide...The purple crayon is not the sharpest in the big box, but the fool eat the rest...repeat eat the rest...the purple smoke will mark the timid, tiny tooled, toads...that is all...

[HamdenRice]

6. DO NOT publish any more Project X Data -- Michele Maulkin is watching! nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. From her secret location with the unlisted number

He, he.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. The wild eyed winch, watches, with the evil eye of a mindless...

Witch...Watchout...Watchit...Avoid All Contact...Over and out...