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Dear Senator XXXXX:
Normally I wouldn't waste my time writing to you.
There are two reasons for this. First, there are only so many slabs of non-responsive boilerplate you can receive as a constituent before the real-life thrill of contacting one's elected representative wears thin. Second, it doesn't matter what I write or think or say, because you're just going to go ahead and do whatever the Farm Bureau or the NRA or James Dobson or the NAM tell you to do anyway, which makes the whole exercise rather . . . how shall I say this . . . pointless. Even so, in light of the recent GOP "response" to high gasoline prices, I had to drop you a line and let you know just how you're doing.
The word which best describes your proposal to distribute $100 in gas money to tens of millions of American families is "pathetic". I could also employ such adjectives as "pandering" and "clueless", but I think "pathetic" really says it best. It's not just the sheer futility of such an idea, since it would be easier by far to simply cut a check to ExxonMobil and eliminate the middleman. It's the utter uselessness of such an idea that makes it such a sniveling, pathetic little rag of a plan.
Are there other ideas out there that might actually get us through the next few decades rather than the next few weeks? Well, yes, but in all cases your party has said no. Tighten CAFE standards to improve fuel efficiency? No. Massively boost funding for bus and rail rapid transit systems? No. Increase spending for Amtrak, the only passenger rail system we have, which now limps along on federal funding amounting to less than 1/10th of the money you and your party propose to throw away on a few tanks of gas? No.
Instead, what we get from you and your party instead of an energy policy is the same tired old wheeze - tax cuts and elimination of federal royalty payments for oil companies and (of course) drilling in Alaska, assuming that the drilling rigs wouldn't just fall over in the melting permafrost. I will say this - once you've found a dead horse, you just never stop flogging it, which speaks highly of your determination and stamina.
And now this idea - $100 to fill the tank two or three times. Above and beyond everything else, the implication of this proposal - that our votes can be bought for $100 in gas money - is both insulting and degrading.
Your campaign contributors may well know the price of your services. Do not make the mistake of assuming that we as citizens have a price, or that you know what it is.
Yours sincerely,
hatrack
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